Caption Contest for July 18, 2008

3 in l Attach the included backpack and you’ve got a portable rolling suitcase. Attach the included bucket and you have a portable wheel barrow. Take off the wheels, screw in the included headless bolt in his ass and you’ve got a portable tripod. Yeah, I know, he got screwed in the ass.

this is the cheaper model, it only comes with rear wheel drive

When the owners just bought this dog they didn’t know their friend was joking when he said that in this breed of dog you are suppose to cut off his tail and his front legs.

Just before being arrested Michael Vick was preparing this dog for roller derby

What, no brakes or suspension on this contraption?

Pweez…Can U take dees batteries outz meh ass? Meh is uh real dog and Iz dunt needs um!

Andy Dicks’ new line of sex toy… Because cocaine and hermaphadites arent enough.

what’s sadder? someone stole her hubcaps.

crossbreeding should have stopped at the labradoodle, this is just too far!

not pictured is the cat under the bed laughing his ass off.

Q-tip was sure when she lost her leg the FIRST time that it was the worse thing that could possibly happen to her…

Yeah but then we forgot to buy her an elevated food dish and she starved to death

Warranty: If you have any problems with the animal call the SPCAAA.

Unfortunately little Fido couldn’t get around the yard without 4 wheel drive.

Alabama’s version of a japanese robot dog.

Even God phones it in somedays.

Does this dog love NASCAR or what?

“I also have a cat that’s part hang glider.”

Fifi finally found out what happens when you catch up with the car.

Cooter had to learn some new tricks after the operation, Merge, signal left, signal right, and yeild.

funny bomb!!!

“His name is Lucky.”

My poodle gets better gas mileage than your SUV.

Uncle Jack couldn’t remember if his nephew wanted and RC car or a puppy for Christmas… so, he split the difference.

Mr. Jellybean tried his hardest to end it all when crazed owner Britney Spears tried to put lipstick on him while dancing like an autistic kid with an inner ear problem to Hit Me Baby One More Time, but sadly like us he has to suffer her being.

“Roll over… good dog.”

what do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steel?

Sparky!!

great. now i can get a handicapped barking permit.

Oh shit, robo-dog looks horny again.

This is what happens when you talk about fight club.

He always gets nervous at the sound of motors, we don’t know why.

Everything was going good until Fifi got a flat.

well, at least he won’t be humping any more legs

The perfect mix between “sad” and “totally awesome”.

“oh, I don’t mind the wheels. My owners have even got me an invalid sticker for the car so I don’t have to walk too far to crap. It’s amazing, we can now park anywhere we like. Even railway tracks….”

And remember to bring your dog in for an oil change every 3,000 miles…

Good lord, is that a shag pile tissue box in the background? I haven’t seen one of those since Hugh Hefner invited us around to look at the wood chip wallpaper he’d done his bedroom with….

The worst transformer ever!

Transformers! Robots in disguise!

This police dog was forced in to an early retirement, after a meth lab bust went terribly wrong.

WTF…ID JUST LOOK REDICULOUS IN ONE OF THOSE “FUNNY OR DIE” TSHIRTS ANYWAY..PROBLY TRIP OVER A SLEEVE AND HURT MYSELF.

I’m looking for John Connor.

If he runs fast enough, will a parachute shoot out of his ass?

AT THE DOG SHOW, FLUFFIE KNEW IT WAS A BAD OMEN WHEN HER MASTERS FRIEND TOLD THEM “GOOD LUCK” INSTEAD OF “BREAK A LEG”

Seriously, what the f#&$ are you looking at…..

We can rebuild her. Make her stronger, faster, fluffier.

Sophie could here them in the kitchen…they were going to put her down. Luckily she had planned for this. When she gave the signal Jorge the blind chihuahua would meet her at the doggy door and they would make a life together. Tragically as soon as they made a break for it, they were hit by Fed Ex truck driven by a one-armed delivery man.