Honey, can you peel this one? My hands shake just when I think about it...

Why does my eyesight get worse when I peel a potato mommy?

WTF? This woman wants you to give Mr.Potato “Head”!

NEXT…A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE LORRAINE BOBBICK COOK BOOK

NO WONDER SPUDNUTS IS SO POPULAR

After a hard night of drinking you thought a tatoo was the worse thing you could wake up with….

Our first “organic dildo”

that looks kind of familliar

who forgot to cut the sausages and tomatoes

How many hands does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just one if the hand is a skilled electrician.

Paula Dean says “To make a good Potato Salad, you need lots and lots of mayonnaise”.

Ok…Who stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes.

If that one becomes Potato chips… I bet they’ll be Salty and Vinegar.

Fucking Disgusting. Just look at those dirty fingernails.

TUBEULAR DUDE

Christ- who do you have to blow around here to get a friggin’ potato chip?

The scarecrow is almost complete… as is my fantasy.

The Lays company was sued for copyright infrigement after that debuted there new slogan, “This spuds for you.”

I remember when my baby dick fell off and my adult dick grew in. Don’t forget to put that under your pillow for the cock fairy youngster that worth a quarter.

At long last mad scientist Richard Simmons botanical work come to fruition.

Ohh baby you send my blood-glucose soaring!

Today’s Special: Tater Testis

Dad, is it true that if we don’t use this we’ll lose it?

...and the newest Mr. Potato Head attachment…

And I’ll also take the squash shaped like a pair of tits

Lay’s potatos, bet ya’ can’t eat just one