Caption Contest for July 17, 2008

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Honey, can you peel this one? My hands shake just when I think about it…

posted about 3 months ago
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Why does my eyesight get worse when I peel a potato mommy?

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WTF? This woman wants you to give Mr.Potato “Head”!

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NEXT…A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE LORRAINE BOBBICK COOK BOOK

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NO WONDER SPUDNUTS IS SO POPULAR

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After a hard night of drinking you thought a tatoo was the worse thing you could wake up with….

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Our first “organic dildo”

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How fitting…this product is “put out” by “Lays”.

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that looks kind of familliar

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who forgot to cut the sausages and tomatoes

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How many hands does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just one if the hand is a skilled electrician.

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Paula Dean says “To make a good Potato Salad, you need lots and lots of mayonnaise”.

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Ok…Who stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes.

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If that one becomes Potato chips… I bet they’ll be Salty and Vinegar.

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Fucking Disgusting. Just look at those dirty fingernails.

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TUBEULAR DUDE

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Christ- who do you have to blow around here to get a friggin’ potato chip?

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The scarecrow is almost complete… as is my fantasy.

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The Lays company was sued for copyright infrigement after that debuted there new slogan, “This spuds for you.”

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I remember when my baby dick fell off and my adult dick grew in. Don’t forget to put that under your pillow for the cock fairy youngster that worth a quarter.

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At long last mad scientist Richard Simmons botanical work come to fruition.

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Ohh baby you send my blood-glucose soaring!

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Today’s Special: Tater Testis

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Dad, is it true that if we don’t use this we’ll lose it?

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...and the newest Mr. Potato Head attachment…

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And I’ll also take the squash shaped like a pair of tits

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Lay’s potatos, bet ya’ can’t eat just one

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It’s amazing how that thing can look mashed and baked at the same time

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Look at the size of that man’s spuds

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Can we use this to make creamy potato soup…or would, would that just be too much?

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Worlds First Organic Dildo

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You say potato, I say cock.

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In a stunning blow on the war on terror, US forces invade Idaho and capture another dick-tater.

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“Excuse me, I ordered the tater twat”

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Mrs. Potato Head’s bachelorette party got a little out of control.

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Irish thighs are smilin’.

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Hey SiriusX10, you sure can eat a lot at this sac snack buffet!

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dude…thats a sweet potato.

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Ever since you picked that, its been a lil red, you should get that checked out!

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78 % of men are now having potato penis envy right now.

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I’ll take one to go but with extra butter….....oh and if I’m not satisfied do I have to pay.

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Well….. Pamela Anderson does not eat meat….

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Hey turnems, this is your dinner & dessert!

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Gonorrhea is no laughing matter. I’m serious….wait? was i supposed to write a joke here?

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Although it couldn’t be displayed with the rest of the produce,farmer Brown was pretty sure he was gonna win a blue ribbon at the State Fairs 4H Club.

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When Tony Soprano said, “They’re Breaking my balls” ... He wasn’t kidding !!

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hobbitses tricksy us … But now you are mine … My Precious …..

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In an ill-fated partnership, HBO and the History Channel co-produced the documentary “Real Sex in the Great Depression.”

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The Forbidden Fruit

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