Caption Contest for July 17, 2008

Why does my eyesight get worse when I peel a potato mommy?

WTF? This woman wants you to give Mr.Potato “Head”!

NEXT…A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE LORRAINE BOBBICK COOK BOOK

NO WONDER SPUDNUTS IS SO POPULAR

After a hard night of drinking you thought a tatoo was the worse thing you could wake up with….

Our first “organic dildo”

How fitting…this product is “put out” by “Lays”.

that looks kind of familliar

who forgot to cut the sausages and tomatoes

How many hands does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just one if the hand is a skilled electrician.

Paula Dean says “To make a good Potato Salad, you need lots and lots of mayonnaise”.

Ok…Who stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes.

If that one becomes Potato chips… I bet they’ll be Salty and Vinegar.

Fucking Disgusting. Just look at those dirty fingernails.

TUBEULAR DUDE

Christ- who do you have to blow around here to get a friggin’ potato chip?

The scarecrow is almost complete… as is my fantasy.

The Lays company was sued for copyright infrigement after that debuted there new slogan, “This spuds for you.”

I remember when my baby dick fell off and my adult dick grew in. Don’t forget to put that under your pillow for the cock fairy youngster that worth a quarter.

At long last mad scientist Richard Simmons botanical work come to fruition.

Ohh baby you send my blood-glucose soaring!

Today’s Special: Tater Testis

Dad, is it true that if we don’t use this we’ll lose it?

...and the newest Mr. Potato Head attachment…

And I’ll also take the squash shaped like a pair of tits

Lay’s potatos, bet ya’ can’t eat just one

It’s amazing how that thing can look mashed and baked at the same time

Look at the size of that man’s spuds

Can we use this to make creamy potato soup…or would, would that just be too much?

Worlds First Organic Dildo

You say potato, I say cock.

In a stunning blow on the war on terror, US forces invade Idaho and capture another dick-tater.

“Excuse me, I ordered the tater twat”

Mrs. Potato Head’s bachelorette party got a little out of control.

Irish thighs are smilin’.

Hey SiriusX10, you sure can eat a lot at this sac snack buffet!

dude…thats a sweet potato.

Ever since you picked that, its been a lil red, you should get that checked out!

78 % of men are now having potato penis envy right now.

I’ll take one to go but with extra butter….....oh and if I’m not satisfied do I have to pay.

Well….. Pamela Anderson does not eat meat….

Hey turnems, this is your dinner & dessert!

Gonorrhea is no laughing matter. I’m serious….wait? was i supposed to write a joke here?

Although it couldn’t be displayed with the rest of the produce,farmer Brown was pretty sure he was gonna win a blue ribbon at the State Fairs 4H Club.

When Tony Soprano said, “They’re Breaking my balls” ... He wasn’t kidding !!

hobbitses tricksy us … But now you are mine … My Precious …..

In an ill-fated partnership, HBO and the History Channel co-produced the documentary “Real Sex in the Great Depression.”

The Forbidden Fruit