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Caption Contest for July 12, 2008
Funny enough to wear?
Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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“Trust me, this comes in handy living in the inner city.”
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How did jljageous not win this, when the winner has more dies than funnies? You got robbed!!!
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This device can prevent pregnancy for up to 5 years, or less, if you choose.
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Could be one of the reasons computerized voting in general elections haven’t happened,Fluff,lol
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And noooow Sandra will perform her song : “I’v a mouse in my mouth”
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HOW COME ALL THE CAPTIONS WITH STYLE AND HUMOR GET HATED ON WHILE THE ONES WITH AMATUERISH NONSCENCE GET FUNNIES? I THINK I SMELL SOME BULLSHIT! SERIOUSLY – WHO’S VOTING FOR THEMSELVES?
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And only 28 hours into his latest stunt, magician David Blaine has still yet to emerge from Jackson’s butthole.
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And sadly, she gets a 7.5 from the Canadian judge, citing her outfit is just too fucking freaky.
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I can’t wait for you to meet her, mom. She’s really down to earth.
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And now that I am in position, my boyfriend and I will perform what I like to call the “French Dip”
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After Wilfred, the taxidermist, was done preparing the hybrid human-gila-monster, the specimen was ready for mounting next to the hybrid monkey-flounder.
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after smoking the whole ounce of crack cocaine, laShawnda swore to god she dropped a lil’ sumthin sumthin.
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Condoleezza Rice has another career to fall back on after the end of the year.
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Isn’t there a mother, father, brother, grandmother, and a dog in this act?
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Clearly an asylum seeker, why else would she stitch the union jack into her rug? Apart from to get all the income support, job seekers allowance, pension credit, housing benefit, council tax benefit, food stamps, child allowance and free healthcare…..
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Snake lady and I were having a good time, until Michelle Obama burst out of her fun button and told me to vote for her husband. What followed was what I like to call a presidential weave ride.
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Marie was happy to finally find work in the only field that made sense to her: human end table.
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James Bond and Pussy Galore proudly announce Mystery Snatch!
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are those her arms or a serious case of camel toe, verging onto moose knuckle
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This episode of Chiropractic Street is brought you you by the letter M.
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“There goes Cindy with her self-birthing trick again… I mean its amusing the first few times, but c’mon, learn to juggle or something.”
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before she became famous and could afford bodyguards…beyonce knowles had a different strategy for getting rid of persistent suitors…
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Looks like Serena Williams is coping well with her recent loss to her sister Venus.
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youve tryed normal twister now try extreme twister….( know available at toys r us)
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further proof that its hard to succeed in the world as a black women
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