Dude, your balloon is worthless. You took it out of its package.

WTF? ALL I CAN SAY IS GET BACK DOWN HERE. You don’t need to be up there I’m sure of it! Does your mother know you are outside without your harness again?

and you said star wars was uncool

Even more gay than C3PO.

The pilot’s son, Luke, claims no relation.

George Bush unveils his new war helmet.

evilclown quietly unzipps pants

It’s like that old saying: Beware of Darth Vader bearing gifts.

Next stop: Mount Rushmore.

Darth! You ol’ romantic. You still have your head in the clouds!

Spaceballs 2: Death from above

Rick Moranis returns as the Dark Helmet….”Damn, I’m still surrounded by assholes!”

Rydell, the used car salesman, had a funny way of attracting customers.

All we have to do is put your head back on and you’ll be good as new.

I said 99 RED balloons, not DARTH balloons.

What really happened to Steve Fossett.

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

The Osama Bin Laden balloon was already taken.

everyone knew not to disturb lord vader when he was in his balloon masturbating.

darth vader often flew by princess leia’s window and exposed his genitals.

up, up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful darth vader balloon.

hey everybody down there, guess who spent zero dollars at the condom store today

the real virgin airlines for star wars fans.

Caption contest aside, I wonder if they have a Conan O’brien version.

“I just floated in from Bespin today, and BOY is my head tired!”

no life

Never one for literal meanings, Vader did his best when the Emperor asked for some “great head”...