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Caption Contest for July 09, 2008
Funny enough to wear?
Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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What did you say? “SuckMuckDick”! Excuse me but I said what was your name not what’s your game.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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bulimic sumo wrestler won fat fuk drinks many beers to induce vomiting.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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“I don’t understand why phone need to be point at me while you texting?”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Who new that Kim Jun Il had the body of a guy from Wisconsin. Bratwurst, nice.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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What? I wasn’t doing anything, just, uh, checking my email. So what if there are tissues on the floor, I had a cold alright!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Get the american on the phone, Tell them i want 100 million or I stand up”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Haha, no, no, as you can smell, Korea never get rid of missile silo!”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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This pitcure proves that koreans DON’T have small dicks…...they have REALLY small dicks.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Kim jong il, or the illster as he was known by in this college photo was known after 2 beers to let “fings get cwazy”.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“ok…whew! two more cans to go…ok…6 cans, no lube, right?...ok…we can do this…”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Hey, this VIAGRA stuff really works !!! Call the Americans, tell them I am ready for any DAMN treaty ….
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“They can strip me of my power…my title…my clothing…but they will NEVER strip my dignity!”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Raundry Day.”—Thank god we haven’t totally abandoned racist humor.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Not all sex change operation are successful ….. Some end up like this !!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Herro radies. I’m a Kim Jong Il. If you rike what you see, call me at 800-555-Illn. Get it, I’m Kim Jong Il and the last 4 numbers are Illn. OK you call now.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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damn americans took my weapons of mass destruction, and my clothes!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Baby you want to wuv me sexy? Baby you want to wick me sexy?
(posted about 2 months ago)
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The Great Leader pledging support to the fight against Global Warming …
(posted about 2 months ago)
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People call me Kim Jong-il… But you can call me The Asain Sensation!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Kim Jong-il donates his sense of humor to the Funny or Die Caption Contest.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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The Supreme Commander after the lovin’. (not pictured: his 10ft penis)
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Is it hot in here or am I hot for you? Wait… that didn’t come out right. Kill the translator!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Kim Jong-il gets ready to pursue his lifelong ambition to be a Chippendale’s dancer.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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If he was black he might poke out an eye, but I don’t think we’ll have to worry about this guy.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Now I am ready for my daily exercise routine: twelve ounce curls.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Display of the sleaziest trick in the book …. Before negotiations with Condoleezza Rice
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Crikey! Here we have a Korean porn star. These guys are extremely rare; a dying breed, as most of them don’t have have enough “depth” to make it in the industry.
(posted about 2 months ago)