Across the room is a lobster in a highchair throwing spaghetti at a very confused babysitter.

Baby….IT’S WHATS FOR DINNER!

Very Fatal Attraction!!!!

China’s one baby rule in full effect.

I’m trying really hard to cut down on pot

Donner family trying new recipes.

Mom, I’m a pothead…

In Texas, this qualifies as a bathtub for CPS caseworkers!

I was too big for the microwave.

it’s like veal…only baby.

What started off as a harmless game of Oscar the Grouch would soon turn into a bubbling blood bath. God have mercy.

Does this make me look gay?

Pull my finger. Ka-Boom

Any moment now some angel is gonna tap my father, Abe, on the shoulder and hand him a lamb.

My NEA approved Teacher said if I didn’t want to use a frog, I could substitute something else.

This is what happens when you cut educaton funding….

mom always said this would happen if i keept on screeming

Little Timmy took a major risk, but he took Hide & Seek very seriously.

jesus christ! is it hot in here or wat!?

Would they just cook the damn baby already. Hes been in there for a day now and im starving

Martha Dean just couldn’t handle another one this late in life.

sigh fat bastard strikes again

Be sure to flour him first so the gravy will thicken.

OH Shit…I Sorry Mommy