5 Across: A four letter word for "regret"

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5 Across: A four letter word for “regret”

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Checkmate!

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WHAT? What do you mean the checker tournament got canceled? Little man tate had an asthma attack! Awwwww man and I just got me game face on! Ma be a dear and hand me the paint thinner, FAST!!

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You can call me Mr. NASCAR

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checkers anyone?

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Douche me!

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Remember that day at Hickory Raceway, when someone stole the flags? And that guy was shakin’ his head at the end.

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That Patriots Super Bowl bet really came back to haunt him.

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Searching for Bobby Fischer 2: Bobby Jr.

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Benito couldn’t face his checkered past—like the time he was checkmated. Has that been used before?

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You, too, can have tattoos just like the ones shown here. QVC operators are standing by.

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Here lies Steve, he just loved checkers.

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How long has this been on my face? Why in the hell didn’t anyone tell me about this before my interview!?!

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This is why you don’t pass out at a friends house on the forth of July

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Hi, I’m Will Shortz.

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Checkmate!

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Why are you staring at me? Can’t I just live my life??

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It’s an optical illusion to make you think he still has hair

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it was like this when i woke up

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Danny Really wanted to be interracial, but the homies still didnt accept him.

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I also have a “W” tattooed on each butt cheek and when I bend over it says WOW!

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Not only did his eyes look like that of a pedophile, the chess board on his face was what ultimately got him two years in prison

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Steve loved his new tats no matter what anyone thought. But deep down he knew they’d hurt his baby-sitting career.

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Amazing!... Identical twins, joined at the finger tips.

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