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5 Across: A four letter word for “regret”
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Checkmate!
WHAT? What do you mean the checker tournament got canceled? Little man tate had an asthma attack! Awwwww man and I just got me game face on! Ma be a dear and hand me the paint thinner, FAST!!
You can call me Mr. NASCAR
checkers anyone?
Douche me!
Remember that day at Hickory Raceway, when someone stole the flags? And that guy was shakin’ his head at the end.
That Patriots Super Bowl bet really came back to haunt him.
Searching for Bobby Fischer 2: Bobby Jr.
Benito couldn’t face his checkered past—like the time he was checkmated. Has that been used before?
You, too, can have tattoos just like the ones shown here. QVC operators are standing by.
Here lies Steve, he just loved checkers.
How long has this been on my face? Why in the hell didn’t anyone tell me about this before my interview!?!
This is why you don’t pass out at a friends house on the forth of July
Hi, I’m Will Shortz.
checkmate?
Why are you staring at me? Can’t I just live my life??
It’s an optical illusion to make you think he still has hair
it was like this when i woke up
Danny Really wanted to be interracial, but the homies still didnt accept him.
I also have a “W” tattooed on each butt cheek and when I bend over it says WOW!
Not only did his eyes look like that of a pedophile, the chess board on his face was what ultimately got him two years in prison
Steve loved his new tats no matter what anyone thought. But deep down he knew they’d hurt his baby-sitting career.
Amazing!... Identical twins, joined at the finger tips.
Damn i asked for plaid and ended up with this, oh well i guess i’ll HAVE TO let people play with me.
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