Caption Contest for July 04, 2008

Honey, is that a Chupacabra on your face, or are you just glad to see me?

dammit jim, i told u no sex tonite

why is this erotic?

Get in my belly!!!!

Includes convenient hands-free mode.

“Ya know, when I first got in this business, face fucking humans, it was a real thrill. But now I just feel like I’m going through the motions.”

waaait for it waaait for it good girl whooo’s a good girl

tell me the truth this naked rat thing on my face makes me look fat

Three words: Raging Hard-On

Parents were glad the “freak suck” fad never really caught on among teens.

Woo! Hoo! Spring Break!

I’M NOT GOING TO VET! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO OOOOHHHHHH… okay. sigh

The opening scene from the mole of chucky

She finally started facing her fear.

Good thing its a girl, mole rat thingy…...

and they sed et was ugly…...........im talking about the idiot, who bought the thing underneath the humping rat shit thing!!!!!

“Whoa, easy tiger” she mumbled.

ill get this bald freak back for this prank….... hmm maybe ill tattoo his body…........ yeah thatl will work

that’s what you get for kicking him off your leg.

Oh ,he does this all the time,he’ll be done in a minute.

yep im shaved

Angelina Jolie always did have strange sexual tendancies.

ALVIN!

Bob Ross didn’t always paint just trees.

At least I’m not wearing a fucking cat-wig.

We always knew Boo-Boo was afraid of loud noises, but never expected this reaction.

That is the last time I will EVER try to shave a possum!

“Mike I voted for you cause your gay & thats funny”—That was mildly amusing.

Tasts like chicken…

The neck bone’s connected to the head bone. The head bone’s connected to the face bone. The face bone’s connected to the dog boner.

Interspecies Erotica Vol. 84: Surprise Mouthsex.

Public Warning: Albino possum attacks. That’s the 5th time this week.

I find this photo somewhat anti-semitic. Does that make me weird?

“Mike I voted for you cause your gay & thats funny,” is a slogan from the Mike Huckabee campaign. Are you plugging Huckabee?

Cucumbers over the eyes and a hairless possum covering the rest of the face will clear up those wrinkles in no time

Mike I voted for you cause your gay & thats funny

In last years home ec class, the girls were given fetal horses to care for till the end of winter break.

Mike_McHuman if i win the tshirt i’ll give it to you so you can wipe the poo off your mouth!

This is the image that haunts the mind of a man descending into a psychological abyss, specifically Lou Dobbs.

Carey Grant reliving his greatest movie moment from North by Northwest.

Rape has never been so funny.

manniac will do anything for a free tshirt.

worst. muzzle. ever.

That cold sore has gotten out of hand.

Search on Youporn.com for “Alien Deep Throat”, you will find the all clip.

It’s hard to find funny things in this picture because it gives me a boner.

Just 15 more minutes of this and you can save 15% on your car insurance.