It was at that moment Aaron realized how lonely he really was

hi mom im bak from the. . .er. . .liquior store. . . WITH A NEW HAIRCUT

I’m pretty Charlize Theron and I have super powers too ((giggle))

Alf wants to eat her in more ways than one.

How does she get that high pro glow?

You know what this cat needs? Eyeliner.

dont worry mam’, your couch just needs a brazillian wax

when life gets you down make your pets uglier than you are

MAN 1: so why didnt you go for it man? MAN 2: she was cute, but it look like their was extra hair on her pussy cat.

manniac wants a t-shirt

I don’t get it, what is Batman really worried about here?

John McCain tries out is new “youthful” look.

Dress up was the only time Tyrone really felt like himself

School picture day is more difficult since the divorce.

For only 30 cents a day you can feed Sally Struthers.

Paris Hilton’s hair extension line. Perfect for anything with a head bigger than a walnut.

I’m too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat whatcha think about that?

Does this wig make me look fat?

If you think this is bad, last week my master dressed me up in latex asspants.

In his attempt to make the next batman movie more realistic, Christopher Nolan takes Catwoman too far.

I thought they took Thalidomide off the market.

Shhhh…. I’m hiding from Bill Frist.

Fluffy really thought she had a chance at being the new Cat Woman.

You laugh now, but later… you laugh.

yeah crazy people need hobbies too

Danny Bonaduce really let himself go.