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Caption Contest for July 02, 2008
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Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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Hey this is a pretty good party but didn’t you invite Bob the electrician?
(posted about 1 months ago)
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well jimbo, my muddin truck blew up, and i accidently shot my coon dog, so its either this or go fuck my sister
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Gee, is it already time to submit nominations for this year’s Darwin Awards?
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Two hours later: The coroner’s comments about the sunken sandaled surge protector looking like the sunken USS Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor was awkward for everyone.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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After this I’ve got a few syringes full of AIDS I can push into your veins…
(posted about 2 months ago)
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This isn’t a funny photo guys. I found out that these guys actually fucking died because of this. The guy on the left had three kids. This is way over the line.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Rube Goldberg just rolled over in his grave and fucked his hickory wood pocket pussy.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Dude, it’s called experimenting. It comes after hypothasizing, and before inventing stuff”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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because dude i told ya, if you want that free case of beer you gotta be caller 25 when the buzzer sounds, so we need the phone out here
(posted about 2 months ago)
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everything was cool until bubba grabbed his sandals to go get more beer.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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I wonder why the chicks ain’t joining us ??? We got booze and music ….
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Yeah, I am sure we can get a part in the “Jackass : Number Three” movie
(posted about 2 months ago)
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And the best part is that due to the voltage… there is no need to chlorinate the pool !!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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...aayddetoo boddlez of * hic * beeeeeerrr * buuuurrrrrpppp * tayke one down an’ pazzidaround, aayddeone boddlz of .* BZZZT *.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“No man, it’s fire that can’t be in contact with water. Hey the steaks are burning, put some kerosene on it to get that fire out!”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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It’s not that voltage that will kill you…. it’s the sweet-ass amps!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Hey fellas, you ever get the feeling you’ve got an invisible AssHat on?
(posted about 2 months ago)