Caption Contest for July 01, 2008

Daaaaamn Dude! That’s eerie!

talk to my arm not my hand!

Soon, I will be all ears!

Too bad hearing aids don’t come in three-packs.

They said the only side effect was projectile diarrhea!

You see Kids you can be whatever you want, I told mom I would be Mr. Potato Head when I grow up and I’ll be Damned if i not Hmmph!

In my formative years I used to love groping Gypsy women. It was totally worth it.

This is nothing compared to my ball sack that looks a lot like an eyeball?

“Wanna hear some crazy shit? Last week, it looked like the Virgin Mary! No shit! Had fuckers lined up for blocks trying to take pictures of this shit!”

dana white, ufc is so big, whats your secret?

The Minnesota School for the Deaf and Blind soon realized that this was the worst Graduation speaker that they had ever booked.

“Naked Lunch: The Musical!”

“i hear dead people, WITH THISS!!”

Get it out Brendan Fraser!

“Oh, the ear? That’s nothing! Now this scar right here that I got while tuna fishing off the coast of Mexico, now there’s a story!”

Surround sound: Yer doin it wrong.

Tattoos are for pussies!

Unlike his unfortunate great-uncle Theo, artist Donny Van Gogh is ready for whatever fate has to offer.

Ear in aide.

“See, when I hold it up like this, it looks pretty weird, right? But when I hold my arms like THIS, it looks REALLY WEIRD!”

Back in the day, Jimmy would just tell people to “talk to the hand,” but old age was taking its toll.

So what does that asshole Doctor tell me? ‘Don’t worry, it’s just an ear infection!’

“The ear, nose & throat doctor said to see the arm doctor, but the arm doctor said to go to the ear, nose & throat doctor…”

He has to pretend he’s on the phone every time he wants to wear shades.

“You gotta help me, Doc! I can’t even jerk off without getting a migraine from the noise!”

First, it was pulling a quarter from behind my ear. Then it was playing “I got your nose.” One day, Uncle Jimmy went too far, and Grandma finally kicked him out of the house.

well, the mutton chops block my good ears so…

Oh, you have three nipples? That’s pretty weird, but look at this…

Say what you will about the evils of inbreeding, but that guy can tune a banjo faster than anyone!

Sure Phil’s an okay guy and all, but all it takes is a couple of beers and up go his sleeves…

Um…that’s really interesting Doctor, but would you mind just using a stethoscope?

I’m sorry, could you repeat that? I was scratching my armpit!

“While I was a prisoner, I was bound, gagged, and had earplugs. But I could still hear them talking about their defense plans. This, yes this, people, is how we brought down communism.”

Yeah, but a hearing aid would make me look like an old geezer, and then I’d never get laid!

”...wait…wait…keep them closed…you won’t believe this… Okay honey, open your eyes!

I can tell it’s not a real ear…it doesn’t have hair growing out of it like his other two.

Use a solid brush with no opacity or size variations to create the cage. Click at the start of the line then Shift-click at the end. As with the rest of the ‘pencils’, this is just a guide for you to ‘ink’ with real brushes later.

“So I bought this workout audio-book…”

these caption are lame

Yankees third base coach Phil Nittles shows the classic “bunt” sign.

Can you say “triple Bluetooth!”

” you know my brother has a vagina on his knee”

“They talk about incest like its a bad thing”

can you hear me now?.....

Transplanting the pubic patch to the top of the head is next.

While the clinical trials appeared to be a failure, the real success was found on Bob’s elbow, where a third nut grew.

You were in ‘Nam too? Bet you didn’t get one of these, did you? Huh? Didn’t think so…

This local woman claimed to have found an ear in her arm after eating the Chili at Wendy’s.