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Local man offends entire community with mustache.
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Your telling me you don’t have one cheeseburger back there???
Chaly Chans Hands Down numba 1 dish fo yoo pufect estranger <|-o extra sauceyy no chaaargeyy
Like ZOIKES Sooobie!! SCOOOOBIE?
Hey dogs have have four legs whats with the other le… omg
I think I need more corn in my diet. What do you think?
finger food is what makes dining bearable
I told you to wash the dog, damn it!
The Cosmetology department refused to comment on tonight’s tragic accident involving the Pigmy manicurist who mistakenly told her boss to “Eat Me!”
Where’s the rest of my damn dog Mr. Wong? I mean, come on!
“Yer a man now, Toby.”
Smells like teen spirit.
In response, Mr. Wong said, “Based on the votes at funnyordie.com, I’d say that 90% of fat, bitchy Americans don’t think that there is anything funny about cooked dog legs.”
You want chocolate covered pretzel?
Results from the “World’s Ugliest Dog” competition: Ugly, but delicious.
you eat poo… EAT POO NOW!
Dammit Fong! I said walk the dog! Not WOK the dog!
Chupacabra!!!!!
Walking the dog, ur doin it wrong.
With gas and food prices on the rise, cooking shows are helping teach viewers how to “Think Globally, Act Locally.”
mmm. . . doggies make da best dumprings.
mmmm. . . doggies make da best dumprings.
Suck it PETA!
now bring his family over here to watch
Broiled baby hands anyone?
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