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Caption Contest for June 30, 2008
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Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.
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Chaly Chans Hands Down numba 1 dish fo yoo pufect estranger <|-o extra sauceyy no chaaargeyy
(posted about 2 months ago)
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The Cosmetology department refused to comment on tonight’s tragic accident involving the Pigmy manicurist who mistakenly told her boss to “Eat Me!”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Where’s the rest of my damn dog Mr. Wong? I mean, come on!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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In response, Mr. Wong said, “Based on the votes at funnyordie.com, I’d say that 90% of fat, bitchy Americans don’t think that there is anything funny about cooked dog legs.”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Results from the “World’s Ugliest Dog” competition: Ugly, but delicious.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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With gas and food prices on the rise, cooking shows are helping teach viewers how to “Think Globally, Act Locally.”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Dog’s feet? Please! come back when you got some polar bear
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“I donate blood, I fought communism in my homeland for 30 years, but all those stupid Americans will remember is the fucking dog legs.”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern takes a break from stuffing his mouth full of balls to try another local favorite.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Mommy have you seen Fluffy?” says little girl…..Mommy replies “No Hunny, last i saw her she was in Mr.Hung’s yard”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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And I suppose you want me to eat those with chopsticks as well.
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“It’s a teriyaki glaze with extra brown sugar and ginger, and a splash of wine…of course, it still tastes like dog feet.”
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“What? No, I don’t eat this shit! I just did it to get on TV!
(posted about 2 months ago)
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The date was going fine, but she started to get a little queasy when the waiter told her that the fifth piece wasn’t a leg…
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Mr. Lee wasted no time in confronting his staff about the missing inventory. “Look at this! Five legs here on this plate! Where are other three? I know one of you bastards is stealing food, and I will be watching!”
(posted about 2 months ago)
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“Not bad, not bad. I don’t know about you, but right now the only “best friends” I need are toothpick and some Tums.”
(posted about 2 months ago)
