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Local man offends entire community with mustache.

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Your telling me you don’t have one cheeseburger back there???

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Chaly Chans Hands Down numba 1 dish fo yoo pufect estranger <|-o extra sauceyy no chaaargeyy

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Like ZOIKES Sooobie!! SCOOOOBIE?

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Hey dogs have have four legs whats with the other le… omg

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I think I need more corn in my diet. What do you think?

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I think I need more corn in my diet. What do you think?

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finger food is what makes dining bearable

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I told you to wash the dog, damn it!

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The Cosmetology department refused to comment on tonight’s tragic accident involving the Pigmy manicurist who mistakenly told her boss to “Eat Me!”

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Where’s the rest of my damn dog Mr. Wong? I mean, come on!

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“Yer a man now, Toby.”

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Smells like teen spirit.

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In response, Mr. Wong said, “Based on the votes at funnyordie.com, I’d say that 90% of fat, bitchy Americans don’t think that there is anything funny about cooked dog legs.”

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You want chocolate covered pretzel?

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Results from the “World’s Ugliest Dog” competition: Ugly, but delicious.

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you eat poo… EAT POO NOW!

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Dammit Fong! I said walk the dog! Not WOK the dog!

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Chupacabra!!!!!

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Walking the dog, ur doin it wrong.

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With gas and food prices on the rise, cooking shows are helping teach viewers how to “Think Globally, Act Locally.”

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Suck it PETA!

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now bring his family over here to watch

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Broiled baby hands anyone?

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