Opening scene from Pam & Tommy Lee's 50th wedding anniversary video.

It started out with the love of “Running trains” but i found out soon my real passion was in “RAILING”// Haaaww Yyyeeee i’ll start the paaararrty!!

Holy Shit this contest is FIXED!, thats the worst winning one yet. I’m just gonna look for the shirt on ebay.

Grampa always had a had time swallowing his Viagra pills.

POLKA Singer, Johan Schweitzer releasing some pressure before the big performance….

Damn that FoD Webmaster… snorting coke while on the job !!! Too wasted to change the caption picture the next day…

I love friday nights

He’s been working as a human vacuum cleaner for over 50 years now

Though noone could put their finger on it, everyone agreed that Grandpa’s performance at the Folk Dancing Festival this year was really something special.

You see, if there aren’t enough boogers in the dough, your beer-rocks just fall apart.

Sven gives himself a competitive edge in the yodeling contest.

It’s the only way you can really appreciate goat cheese from the old country.

“Why do you think it’s called a Stimulus Check, Bitch?!

You know what would go good with this coke? More Cowbell!!!

Wow, good nyborg, man!

When Heidi left the mountain to be Clara’s companion, Granpa dealt with her absence the only way he knew how.

I’ll beat Bugs Bunny to the top of the Smatterhorn this year, by God!

The 80’s called, they want their coke back.

Photograph of Kasi Juhns, immigrant grandfather of Casey Jones.

You youngins ain’t got nothing on me! Let grandpa show you how its done little whippersnapper

“Beer Barrel Polka is for pussies.”

Backstage footage from Sean Connery’s final appearance on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Grandpa is so cheap he still refuses to buy a vacuum cleaner

Why do you think they call it a Stimulus Check, bitch?!?

The true story behind the swiss cuckoo clock.

This would go well on Cheerios…