Caption Contest for June 26, 2008

Doc got stuck in the past and had to make a time machine out of a horse….he could do it!

where’s the d.c. sniper when he is needed?

...please gallop to the first window..

“Give me a hundred hamburgers”

mmm horse meat

“Here you go fair exchange, your shit for my shit”

AWFUL

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/12/the_carbon_foot_1.php

Really?

this fine wagon has only 1 hoarse power

I just ended a 12 hour shift in the farm, and had to stare at and SMELL this horse’s ass for 2 hours and..and..goddammit I SAID NO FUCKING CHEESE!!!

McDonalds back at the “McDawn” of the 17th century.

How many cheeseburgers can i get for the horse? it shits everywhere im tired of cleaning it

HEZAKIAH CANT HELP HIMSELF....THAT BIG MAC SAUCE...ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS ITS SOOOO GOOOD...SO GOOD!

Steve was surprised when his friendly “May I take your order?” greeting was replied to with “Remember us? A free twenty piece Chicken McNugget or the video winds up on the internet.”

Steve may act irresponsibly around horses, but he is not a dumb man.

Steven misunderstood the correct usage of “transportation fueled by french fry grease.”

Eco Fact: The CO2 emissions saved by these idiots riding a horse to Mickey D’s is completely offset by the shit sandwich they’re about to buy

Going green… Amish style

In Mcdonald’s attempt to expand even further, the restaurant chain set up 12 locations in 1869.

The SMITH family buys 100 hamburgers and 40 milkshakes.

Your horse died of dysentery.

”......and napkins, I need lots of napkins.”

“Yeah laugh it up, but this thing runs on apples.”

“Yes, um, three Happy Meals and some peanut butter… so he’ll talk to us again.”

10 dui’s later.

I wish I was hung like my car.

just give me the goddamn hamburgers. thanks. bye.

At Allstate, pets are covered in your insurance as well :) your in good hands…with allstate

After Katrina, the Schmitt farm children did anything they could to get their family food….

Everyone’s a cowboy in Texas.

1 used beat to shit horse with harness, 500$ 1 rickety old beat to shit cart 50$ Finally getting that hot expensive date 3 street corners down to do you and your poor friend. Priceless….

Horses change lives. They give our young people confidence and self esteem. They provide peace and tranquility to troubled souls- they give us hope…And help contribute to child obesity.

any chance i can get an extra bag to catch the horse shit?

“Is this where we drop off the horse for processing?”

This green shit has gone to far, fucking hippies

You know what they call a Big Mac in Amish Country?

Heresy

Billy, susie, sally, and their older brother with downs syndrome go out to eat

Two Big Macs, two large fries, two medium pepsi’s, and a side of road apples

Would ye like fries with that?

A McDonald’s employee orders a bag of fresh horse shit.

Damn the service there is slow, its been 8 hours since my first caption and they are just getting there food now

I requested a Mustang this is what I get for not getting my rental through Hertz.

Horse: Ok, you gotta wait till he gives you the drink, and then you throw it at him.

Carrot Prices Skyrocket

this pioneer life simulation seemed to be a little lacking when it came time to eat