Eco Fact: The CO2 emissions saved by these idiots riding a horse to Mickey D's is completely offset by the shit sandwich they're about to buy

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Eco Fact: The CO2 emissions saved by these idiots riding a horse to Mickey D’s is completely offset by the shit sandwich they’re about to buy

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Doc got stuck in the past and had to make a time machine out of a horse….he could do it!

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where’s the d.c. sniper when he is needed?

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...please gallop to the first window..

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“Give me a hundred hamburgers”

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mmm horse meat

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“Here you go fair exchange, your shit for my shit”

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AWFUL

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http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/12/the_carbon_foot_1.php

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Really?

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this fine wagon has only 1 hoarse power

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I just ended a 12 hour shift in the farm, and had to stare at and SMELL this horse’s ass for 2 hours and..and..goddammit I SAID NO FUCKING CHEESE!!!

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“Just ignore the camera. We’re sending this to Funny Or Die. They’re doing that caption contest thing.” “Funny or die? What’s that?” “Did you see that landlord video, with Will Ferrell and—” “And that little girl. Oh yeah, I saw that. Is this for Will Ferrell?” “Well, we’re sending it to that website.” “Will Ferrell’s website? “Yeah, sort of.” “Damn! He’s crazy! Yo, say hi to Will Ferrell. Tell him Dominick at McDonald’s said his movies are off the hook.” “We don’t know him or anything.” “Oh, okay.” “All right. Take it easy. Are there ketchups in here?” “There should be.” “Yeah, we got ‘em. Okay, bye”

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McDonalds back at the “McDawn” of the 17th century.

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How many cheeseburgers can i get for the horse? it shits everywhere im tired of cleaning it

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HEZAKIAH CANT HELP HIMSELF....THAT BIG MAC SAUCE...ONCE IT HITS YOUR LIPS ITS SOOOO GOOOD...SO GOOD!

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Steve was surprised when his friendly “May I take your order?” greeting was replied to with “Remember us? A free twenty piece Chicken McNugget or the video winds up on the internet.”

Steve may act irresponsibly around horses, but he is not a dumb man.

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Steven misunderstood the correct usage of “transportation fueled by french fry grease.”

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Eco Fact: The CO2 emissions saved by these idiots riding a horse to Mickey D’s is completely offset by the shit sandwich they’re about to buy

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Going green… Amish style

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In Mcdonald’s attempt to expand even further, the restaurant chain set up 12 locations in 1869.

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The SMITH family buys 100 hamburgers and 40 milkshakes.

Your horse died of dysentery.

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”......and napkins, I need lots of napkins.”

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“Yeah laugh it up, but this thing runs on apples.”

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