Caption Contest for June 25, 2008

Level 4 in Mario 3 merges with Darrell’s Tuesday night activities.

Puff Puff Give

This is why I enjoy black movies

my dick used to be this long

sadly, leroy, who was gay, had never had anything that big and white in his mouth before.

Sickle Cell is a muthafucka

Tonight, on a very special episode of Webster…

yeah, don’t lose your keys wouldn’t want you to not be able to drive home

seriously, who wants to be that high?

the white guy fails again at matching his friend in size

“Holy crap! A white guy came out the end of my joint!”

420! Just kidding. 69.

No matter how much money you burn, the AIDS will never go away.

I…Smoke…Your…Fat One!

ISmokeItUp!

(excerpt from Academy Award losing “There Will be Weed”)

Don’t smoke and drive so bring a buddy to drive you home.

After smoking all that, he’s gonna realize that those car keys are pretty useless when you have the ability to fly to and from Krypton on 1/2 a tank of pure Chronic in your system.

dude, watch out, it’s cruise-shipping on the bottom.

With such a big joint,Ray Jay needed keys to start it.

“I just don’t think a flaming spitball is safe, that’s all I’m saying.”

“Pass that back here man,you don’t want to be the first recorded case of an overdose of pot man.”Do Ya.

This is the last time I buy a pack of Newports from Cost Co

Oh…this your shit? I found it I swear.

don’t nigger lip it dude. oh wait, oh shit, dude, im sorry dude, i didn’t mean it that way, its just forced habit, it just came out, i didn’t mean anything by it, i’m not racist, i just don’t have a lot of black friends. you can keep the roach just don’t kill me.

This joint would make Dirk Diggler blush.

I did not inhale.

after hitting the monster joint Jamal floated away and shook hands with Jesus and called it a night

puff, puff passw…I fucked her too

yes, we have different sizes of weed: asain, white, and introducing the “Black Man” size for those hardcore smokers.

Sigh, even their joints are larger than their white counter-parts.

You know you’re high when smoking the leg of your chair seems like a good idea.

Always a toke-in black guy…

Captions would be hilarious if it wasn’t for Political Correctness the biggest hipocracy in the world.

And people say you can’t do anything with a high school diploma.

DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD!!!

DAMN YOU LOOK GOOD

Shenanigan’s!

Wilferd Brimley says,”it helps with ma diuhbeetus”.

National Glaucoma convention of 95.

Congratulations on the GED!

fool, i smoke Klan members all day

the missing Florida ballots of the 2000 election were put to good use

Man this shit really fucks your elbows up…

has anybody seen my roach clip?

Ah Fuck!! Catnip? Really?!