"Honey, don't be offended, but does our kid really need a Halloween costume?"

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“Honey, don’t be offended, but does our kid really need a Halloween costume?”

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“God, just please put me in a zoo you assholes”

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Renae Zelwiger in….....

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No funny caption needed…

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F*cking Meow!

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Gangsta Chihuahua on the loose, recognise!! These ankle biters will protect their drug territory with anger.

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I know present to you the once famous Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko.

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Have your pets spayed or nuetered…PLEASE.

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Oh you want buffett…

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Mr. Bigglesworth starts his rap carreer as Emcee CATastrophe.

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The former Worlds Ugliest Dog wasnt dead, just in hiding.

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Silly rabbit, Meth is for kids!!!

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Eli Roth presents: Revenge of The Easter Bunny

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Hamburglar porn

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Funny as in I amuse you?

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“Hello Kitty’s” first add campaign, “Oh my God what is that thing” never made it into production.

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Former mousketeer and teen heartthrob Annette Funicello announced her comeback tour today. Frankie Avalon could not be reached for comment.

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Mickey finally succumbed to his habit and tragically, his last starring role was on a, “faces of meth” billboard.

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I f-ing hate Mickey Mouse

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In the year 2030, Jackie Chan plays Yoda in episode XX of Star Wars, return of Hayden Christensen.

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The rest of the kitten litter were gorgeous. The vet said that “Cutesypootsy” seemed to smooth out her mother’s womb for the rest of them.

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Jeff never gave up on his cat winning cutest kitty of the year award

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purrrrrr

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WOW that lemon is sour!

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Whoever chose this caption should have their intestines pulled through their nostrils and be sadomized with a pineapple

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yes, let’s draw more attention to me

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