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“Honey, don’t be offended, but does our kid really need a Halloween costume?”
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“God, just please put me in a zoo you assholes”
Renae Zelwiger in….....
No funny caption needed…
F*cking Meow!
Gangsta Chihuahua on the loose, recognise!! These ankle biters will protect their drug territory with anger.
I know present to you the once famous Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko.
Have your pets spayed or nuetered…PLEASE.
Oh you want buffett…
Mr. Bigglesworth starts his rap carreer as Emcee CATastrophe.
The former Worlds Ugliest Dog wasnt dead, just in hiding.
Silly rabbit, Meth is for kids!!!
Eli Roth presents: Revenge of The Easter Bunny
Hamburglar porn
Funny as in I amuse you?
“Hello Kitty’s” first add campaign, “Oh my God what is that thing” never made it into production.
Former mousketeer and teen heartthrob Annette Funicello announced her comeback tour today. Frankie Avalon could not be reached for comment.
Mickey finally succumbed to his habit and tragically, his last starring role was on a, “faces of meth” billboard.
I f-ing hate Mickey Mouse
In the year 2030, Jackie Chan plays Yoda in episode XX of Star Wars, return of Hayden Christensen.
The rest of the kitten litter were gorgeous. The vet said that “Cutesypootsy” seemed to smooth out her mother’s womb for the rest of them.
Jeff never gave up on his cat winning cutest kitty of the year award
purrrrrr
WOW that lemon is sour!
Whoever chose this caption should have their intestines pulled through their nostrils and be sadomized with a pineapple
yes, let’s draw more attention to me
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