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This wasn't the only hog Kermit was used to riding.
I swear I didn’t fart, it was a toad on a harley!!!!
Frog on a tiny motorcycle… I have no joke. That’s simply badass.
Toads on wheels! if you´re a toad and want to join call 9100bikertoads.
Toads on bikes. Thats it, we’re fucked.
Kiss me.. I’m Badass.
Frogger used to just walk across the road. No truck is running him over in this!
so, if he took a leak on it, would it be a WARTercycle?
Few knew that when Timmy asked girls if they wanted to check out Mr. Toad’s wild Ride he was being literal.
F* the tortoise and the hare
Wart Hog
George finally stumbled on a way to combine his two loves in life; miniature motorcycles and amphibian taxidermy.
and the mongol’s were never the same again.
(as i pull the joint from my lips)...Best©HOPPER ever!!!
EA sports announces “Frogger 2K 8”
Geez without a helmet I hope he doesn’t croak
Hell’s Amphibians newest member. Still not the most popular biker gang due to the lack of lightweight, waterproof motorcycles.
the toad less travelled
who’s the frogger now
Today’s agenda: Attach windshield and then grab lunch. in that order.
These new GTA4 cheats are AWESOME!
Kermit is always riding hogs, and motorcycles.
I’m no prince, eh? Fuckin’ bitch…
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