Caption Contest for June 21, 2008

A whole new meaning for missionary position. Cars need love too.

Fail at Parallel Parking

Introducing the new LEGO-Saab

Scientists are having trouble perfecting the energy efficient hybrid when the cars keep getting stuck together during the mating process

this gives driver side impact new meaning

If free condoms and abstinence pamphlets don’t work for them, nothing will.

The Jenga 900 Demolition Derby was well under way.

Contrary to popular belief, this is an actual double decker vehicle.

With gas prices over $4.00 a gallon, a lot more people started carpooling.

women…....

Guess who!

Double park much?

is it in yet?

Coming soon…Transformers 2! Starring Rupert Everett and TR Knight!

anything you can do, i can do better

Fuckin gas prices!

You see sweety, when two cars REALLY love each other…

Joey tries to pull off the greatest tea-bagging ever recorded.

He’s not heavy, he’s my Saab.

CARnivores.

Mind if I put my junk ON your trunk?

Jesus: When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, it’s me carrying you… and when you see only one set of tire tracks… well, it’s cause gas costs so God damned much.

top car:”thanks for carrying me home.” bottom car:”No problem. But next weekend, you’re going to be the designated driver.”

what ever you do, don’t open the sunroof

See what happens when you legalize Gay Marriage?

Milwaukee’s best dry was probably the only thing in Tony’s system when he was operating the lift.

Saab Born from Jets, Conceived by Tanks.

The newest gas-saving trend…

The newest trend to save gas money.

“And on the second floor of this cosey bungalow we have the pisser and bath. quite cute don’t ya think?”

Cars lash out at Henry Ford. To start procreating and battle humans.

Nine months later, the very first BMW mini was born.

The setting is a luscious New York Safari, and love is in the air. Watch as this rare Sedan subtly mounts it’s mate.

1st hbo executive : well that’s my idea. i call it ” car sex in the city ”. 2nd hbo executive : o.k., but why don’t we drop the cars, hire Sarah Jessica Parker and just call it ” sex in the city ”.

try our new cologne ” axe ” for cars.

Professional Monster Truck driver Dennis “Grave Digger” Anderson was often ridiculed for his failure to seperate work from his everyday life.

“Look, I dont see any reason to get the police involved. There isnt that much damage. You could probably just buff that out. Ill just give you my insurance info and my number. Ok, I have a warrant ass hole, whats it gonna cost?”

I hate perpendicular parking in the city….

The city is putting the final touches on the new StackPike highway

Parking was 1 Dollar… but even for Jews, this was extreme!

Soooooooo… Did I pass my driving test?

Palatial Regalia; a new fragrance by Calvin Klien

You’re slightly left of centre….do it again!

Bunkbeds for the homeless.

Slovakian luggage rack

Oops.