Caption Contest for June 17, 2008

Funny enough to wear?

Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tshirt.

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Winning Caption
 
3Dartist
27 funnies / 18 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
3Dartist

Ha ha! You can see that dog’s cubic hair!

(posted about 3 months ago)

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RangerDanger
0 funnies / 0 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
RangerDanger

I promise I will never shit in your shoes again.

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
Kingprettyboy
0 funnies / 0 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
Kingprettyboy

my owners a f’n dick

(posted about 2 months ago)

 
bdog98760
0 funnies / 0 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
bdog98760

There. Now when ChiChi sits on the dashboard I can lose those retarded fuzzy dice, but not the overall gay appearance of my car.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
diversityisanoldwoodenship
0 funnies / 0 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
diversityisa...

because its your dog

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
tonyfamous
0 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
tonyfamous

is this haircut your way of getting back at me for shitting on the lawn ?

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Maxamous
0 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
Maxamous

Crashtest Dog #17928

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
burmafett
0 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
burmafett

Ms. Winthorp leads Rubik to the cage where she is slated to face TriAngela the Chow in this weeks Geometric themed ExTreme Dog Fight.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
CockyBastard
5 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
CockyBastard

I didn’t even know I was black.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
pubania
1 funny / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
pubania

When your dog is a cuboodle, no one even notices your tiny BMW. Or the fact that you are a woman with a penis.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
SpoonyLuv
3 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
SpoonyLuv

If you think this looks weird, you haven’t seen one of these being born.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
SpoonyLuv
1 funny / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
SpoonyLuv

This is what it looks like to loose horribly at Tetris.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
polara
2 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
polara

For even more amusment Fondeu’s owner gleefully told him to roll over….

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
polara
2 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
polara

A bloody paw print was the only evidence found at the scene of the brutal pet groomer slaying.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
hakee532
4 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
hakee532

I wish this leash was longer so I could jump out into traffic and end this…

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
emerica400
2 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
emerica400

Man, I really “cubed the pooch” on this one!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
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stro32
1 funny / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
stro32

In mathematical terms this gay^3

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
KFH
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
KFH

Poodles and Porno Checkout the website in the picture! www.stileproject.com! HAHA!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Noun
10 funnies / 6 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
Noun

The pot-head’s best friend is truly the Rice Krispies Treat terrier.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
murdock
3 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
murdock

Lost!!! Poodle, white, 40 lbs, gay as all fucking hell.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
cptspaulding
1 funny / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
cptspaulding

I think this dog belongs to Kidd from Kid and Play.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
cptspaulding
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
cptspaulding

This is one of Picasso’s lesser known cubist peices.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
murdock
5 funnies / 1 die Funny_mini or Die_mini
murdock

“Honey, what horribly demoralized creature goes with this skirt?”

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
5point6productions
1 funny / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
5point6produ...

new at k-mart this season: the Bobby Fischer collection

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
smurph3
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
smurph3

...if nazis ruled the world.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
cconchelos
0 funnies / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
cconchelos

After he trained Danielson, Mr Miyagi moved to the big city where his bonzaii skills came in handy with the local socialites & thier pets.The 80’s did not end well.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
justjokes101
0 funnies / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
justjokes101

The colorful Mr. Rubic Cube goes back to basics when he expands his empire into woman’s high fashion and dog grooming.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
klynch42
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
klynch42

This is why no one/thing should have sex with styrofoam

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
klynch42
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
klynch42

So…How does this dog celebrate fathers/mothers day?

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
Wiscoman
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
Wiscoman

Just wait until I get in the car…... I’m gonna shit all over the seat for this !!!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
lily18
2 funnies / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
lily18

Astro was totally pissed with the new ‘do.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
LucyLieu
1 funny / 6 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
LucyLieu

I wanna girl with a short skirt & a long jacket. Well doesn’t that just take the Cake.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
2 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

yeah I know, money for nothing, checks for free, laugh it up

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
olive_juice
1 funny / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
olive_juice

Holy shit! I’m black.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

My barber put the F in professional

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
lily18
0 funnies / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
lily18

All I wanted was to be a freaking DOG!!!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
1 funny / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

I’m too sexy for my Box, to sexy by far…...

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
jbearzilla
1 funny / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
jbearzilla

I didn’t know it was still hip to be square?

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
lily18
1 funny / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
lily18

“Get this crap offa me now. I repeat, row, row, row rowr!!!”

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
0 funnies / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

I’m too sexy for my box, to sexy by far

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
tonyfamous
0 funnies / 4 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
tonyfamous

is that my reflection? holy shit, i look gay!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
lily18
1 funny / 5 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
lily18

“Animal Planet” is allowing the groomers to get way too crazy.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
tonyfamous
0 funnies / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
tonyfamous

picasso’s dog hated cubism.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
0 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

When LEGO dogs attack, Next on Fox…

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
tis_himself
3 funnies / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
tis_himself

I keep trying to think of a funny caption, but I just can’t think outside the box.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
wilco
1 funny / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
wilco

Paul is dead and I’m the walrus

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
tis_himself
0 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
tis_himself

This dog is the french tribute to Mr. T.

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
jbearzilla
0 funnies / 2 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
jbearzilla

We’ll wait, the damn car’s boxed in”

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
greeny
1 funny / 3 dies Funny_mini or Die_mini
greeny

I wish this bitch would stop following me!

(posted about 3 months ago)

 
hxdc
1 funny / 4 dies