Puberty was rough on Raggedy Andy

I can’t believe that prick called me an ass clown!!!

Never mind I read the rest of the captions (Single Gun Shot)

Its obvious its supposed to be Ronald McDonald and the winner is a Raggedy Andy joke. Fuck! I give up on humanity (Single Gun Shot) Ronald just wasn’t the same since Grimace killed himself. couldn’t live the lie anymore.

Recessionary downsizing is a bitch.

John Wayne Gacey kicks back after an intense rape/murder type situation.

The first rule of McFight Club is you do not talk about McFight club…

The Burger King guy and Ronald McDonald had a love child. His name is Larry. He rejects your burger world and eats soy.

Every drug dealer knows, don’t get high on your own supply

The tomato recall was really hard on Ronald.

“Birthday Party for One, within”

I can see his nuggets

Ronald: 1 yr. after he started eating his own product.

If I don’t make your children laugh, feel free to rape my entire family.

If I don’t make your children laugh, feel free to rape my family

If I don’t make your children laugh, feel free to rape my family

If I don’t make your children laugh, feel free to rape my family

How was Jingo supposed to know the children at the birthday party wanted to see his JUGGLING balls? The ensuing court case threw him into a spiral of shock and despair.

after the “fry kids” wanted to know who their real parents were, Ronald dipped the yellow one into the hot grease…..He was released because of improperly gathered evidence.

This is what Carrot Top looks like now that phone companies aren’t hiring him for commercials anymore.

This is one clown who wont be getting in teh clown car.

Hey turnems seriously, tone it the fuck down.

Screw you I AM living the dream

ronald was devastated when wendy broke off the romance. when ronald asked her why she no longer wanted to be with him, wendy simply responded ” where’s the beef ? “

This was just about rock bottom for Ronald but then shortly after this picture he shit himself and completed his downward spiral.

Goatie Girl: You worked at Hooters??? I didnt even know you could cook. (insinuating you were a cook) (Insert symbol splash) (really signing off now) Bye!