Budding porn starlet Amber Ale was known for her full bodied texture and great head.

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Budding porn starlet Amber Ale was known for her full bodied texture and great head.

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What! No Pabst

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Vagina sold separately!

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That’s one way to keep the jugs cool!

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I’m only doing this because Chad Michael Murray said he’d have sex with me!

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As a matter of fact, I’d LOVE a cold one!

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those rad girlz just don’t know when to give up! UR NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

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Finding it hard to give up her partying ways, Britney Spears wanted to prove that she could still be carried around with three fingers, just like a six pack of beer.

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This beer comes with a bottle opener and something to drink to!

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To a regualar person, heavan. To a recovering alcoholic just out of rehab, it’s a glass prison of regret.

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I want to order the REAL St Paulie Girl!!!

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The newest way to keep breast implants in perfect condition!

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What the F! They only have fake blonde’s here. Lets go to Blonde Jug down the street where the girls are cooler, smarter, and funnier!

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Yea…so..its not the traditional way to make an Ice sculpture. I still think it will be a hit at your wedding.

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Hey at least you don’t have to Roofie her…or wear a condom

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Do you have Bitch Light in a bottle?

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That’s one frigid bitch!

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Introducing Schlitz Blonde, Goes down easy and pretty cheap.

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thank god they have one harp left!

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The fabled “Heaven Fridge”

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“don’t touch my heini” screamed the girl

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i just checked the fridge. we got enough beer but we’e runing low on bitches.

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It was the only way to keep her from the smirnoff ice.

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Debbie is so happy she passed her cryogenics exam but she’s having hard time getting it out of her system but now she’s ready to party…BYO chips,pizza,fur coat…beers on the house.

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if they put a toilet in there i would move in.

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