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Caption Contest for June 16, 2008
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I’m only doing this because Chad Michael Murray said he’d have sex with me!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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those rad girlz just don’t know when to give up! UR NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Finding it hard to give up her partying ways, Britney Spears wanted to prove that she could still be carried around with three fingers, just like a six pack of beer.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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This beer comes with a bottle opener and something to drink to!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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To a regualar person, heavan. To a recovering alcoholic just out of rehab, it’s a glass prison of regret.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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What the F! They only have fake blonde’s here. Lets go to Blonde Jug down the street where the girls are cooler, smarter, and funnier!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Yea…so..its not the traditional way to make an Ice sculpture. I still think it will be a hit at your wedding.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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i just checked the fridge. we got enough beer but we’e runing low on bitches.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Debbie is so happy she passed her cryogenics exam but she’s having hard time getting it out of her system but now she’s ready to party…BYO chips,pizza,fur coat…beers on the house.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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this is how blondes check the expiration dateson their beers.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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i throw the best parties cause my fridge has always got beer and bitches.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Barmaid Jodie aka “friendliest bitch in town” accidentally locked herself inside the quick-fridge and succumbed to mysteriously high amounts of methane. Investigators believe that she farted herself to death and the smile is possibly a result of her last moments laughing at the loud farts.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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And so Jim’s 3 wishes were granted; A giant fridge with a sweet blonde inside that craps out beers all day.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Living in South Dakota limited what Jenney could do on a Friday night.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Don’t like parties? Take advantage of Budweiser’s ‘Buy a Six-Pack, Get a Drunk Chick’ deal!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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These new age people are crazy, now their doing beer enemas.
I’m out!!
(posted about 3 months ago)
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This must have been taken in Nevada. I heard the women are for sale out there.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Freezing herself for time travel was going so well for Jane until her uncle wanted a bud.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Although this would be a welcomed sight to most men, the fraternity brothers at Guy Ramma Guy weren’t having it.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Since the alcohol trade has become stagnated…Liquor Stores are starting to get involved in human trafficking to revive there businesses.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Bob thought about it…. but he knew soon after buying the hot chick he would have buyers remorse.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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