Caption Contest for June 13, 2008

some people are good at popping open bras with their eyes… but bras pop out the eyes with the tits

god he’s ugly

I think “GABBLE DEE GEE PEE PEE POOP!! POO POO!” should have won. This is rigged.

Guillermo del Toro has done it again.

“E.T. is my dad… he is i tell ya! I believe him when he says hell be back! Come on dad,at least phone home will ya?!” Love your son

“Welcome to Popeye’s. Can I take your order?”

superman could never quite understand why his xray vision had to be so damn difficult to activate!

Hey! My eyes are down here.

do i make you horny ?

I am Captain Dickface!

this is my impession of your penis, balls and asshole.

Quit calling me a slant eye, do these look slanted!?!

check out my new contact lenses.

is there something in my eyes ?

Fuck the bag, I can only have sex with you from the waist down

Sadly now hes stuck like that, i never thought the whole “hit them in the back and they’ll stay like that” thing was true >< Oh well at least now he has a job and the circus and no money to start a Lawsuit against me

I told him not to get into a bar fight with Chuck Norris….

its a trap!

John never pays for beers at the bar because nobody believes him when he says, “I betyou I can pull my fucking eyes out of my head”.

The winner of David Lettrman’s stupid human tricks again

Tonight on Fox: “When Successfully Reproducing With a Jellyfish in a Lab Controlled Expierment Goes Wrooong.”

This is actually the punishment for j-walking in Estonia.

Makes it alot easier to put visine in

eye catching

Baby Ashley is going to need a psychiatrist after this game of peek a boo.

Look me in the eyes when I’m talking to you!!!

A Picasso model’s grandson is looking for a job so he takes LSD after it’s expiration date to improve his chances… finding eye glasses that fit is a problem.

The new and improved asian.

Oooohhh JJJJJeeennnyy, do you find this sexy!!!

Guy 1: Who am I? Guy 2: A hammerhead? Guy 1: No man I am Oprah!

Is that the guy from beetlejuice?

My last one of the day——Dude, stop playing with them or you’ll go blind!!!

Freaking genius!!!!!!!

frickin’ tearjerker

That is so gross…...he really needs to trim his eyebrows.

this is what happens when you let craps go untreated

Bitch, I can see right through you.

Ok, I have astigmatism, jeez.

Little red riding hood had a stroke when she saw this man!!

I thought it was cool when I did it, but now they won’t go back.

I told you, i was abducted by aliens. They apperently forgot to reattach my eyes.

So, uh, this ever happen to you!

” Yeah, I’ve been pretty lucky. I mean, so far nobody’s come up and slapped me on the back!(Although secretly, Chun Li’s desire to have sex with a Hammerhead Shark was increasingly taking over)

It was all fun and games until the wind changed.

OK, I’m totally fucking listening now. You have my undivided attention. I’m all ears.