Caption Contest for June 10, 2008

she has two pussies

WOW thats the smallest white chick I’ve ever seen

Squeeze me tight enough and Bill Murray says, “I thought I was above stuff like this…”

Lisa just arriving home from the build-a-ewok workshop

What can I say if you touch me a lot, I swell!

Everyone needs to leave the area…I gotta poop.

Ok ellen degenerous needs to put the cat down and have a baby already…

this ottoman is so life like

I don’t need the friggin’ Heimlich you bitch it’s just a hairball.

the marlon brando tabby has always been a favorite breed for smuggling illegal immigrants. Snuggles can hold up to a family of 5.

“Hold still, muffin. I need a new eharmony photo.”

geez, cheapass, just buy me the f-ing Jazzy already.

Ok, Garfield what have you done with Oddie?

Seriously, Garfield how many lasagnas can you eat?

you know fat cats give good blow jobs…they have to

Best kid’s Halloween costume ever.

Danny DeVito’s biggest role since “Twins.”

“Nice pussy.” “Thanks I just had it stuffed.”

Why do I overfeed the cat? Because look how skinny I look in comparison!

Incest dungeon cat sees captor in daylight, explodes.

Brenda administers the Heimlich after Fluffy chokes on the neighbor’s poodle.

the litter box has not seen any action in weeks

I can haz double bacon with cheezeburger?

Negotiations eventually broke through and Muffy was returned to rehab.

Jeeez, Garfield’s starting to look alot like Marlon Brando.

Mary’s helium trick was a hit with the neighbors but Muffy consistently failed to appreciate the humor.

A rare glimpse into the private life of the Aames family. Willie can’t get enough of that huggin’ from his loving wife!

i look at this cat, and all i can think of is all the starving children in Africa… that this cat ate.

Wednesday’s Lunch Special at China Garden

thats a giant pussy,..the cat is huge also.

It was an unusual ceremony, but no one ever said commitment was easy

The secret ingredient to that “oriental cheese burger” caption 2 days ago!

Kathy struggles to completely deflate the Garfield balloon after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Miffles carried Kevin to work, and then quite right before “it” happened.

Alf’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Alf’s Thanksgiving Dinner

Miffles carried Kevin to work, and then quit right before “it” happened.

Apparently catnip does give you the munchies

Miffles carried Kevin to work, and then quit right before “it” happened.

Miffles carried Kevin to work, and then quit right before “it” happened.

Let there be light! Chad is picked up off the grass twice daily for vision exercises.

Like the saying goes : “Looks like a cat who ate the 400 lb canary.”

What really happened here was it was freshman year and… well I think you know the rest!!!

I gots me an Ewok!

This is actually a family portrait!!!

Jesus lady! Put me down! How much weight do I need to gain before you’ll leave me the fuck alone!?

Match.com-Meet this chick.