Caption Contest for June 10, 2008

Well, we’ve gotta up the anti now that people know it’s all staged…

“I don’t think this is the position the bungee jumper instructor was talking about”

I’ve always found the 97 position to make my dick go soft

That’s one way to face paint!

Oh it was a great date… Hell yes I got in her panties..

hide and go seek just got x-rated

I bet rehursals were a bit stiff, I mean, I bet the routine was throbbing, I mean, no reason to be cheaky. I know some idiots are just di** heads.

Mr. Machismo attempts a reverse teabag, only to be de-pantsed and nut juggled by Captain Love Muscle.

the aussie avenger uses his most deadly and hmiliating attack, the kangaroo.

Can you at least buy me dinner before we do this???

AXE for men, be carefull now, ya heard?

dude, does this make my ass look big?

“You smell like Phys. Ed.!”—Chunk

The grossest thing: The upside down guy is bald.

The Rage, a rookie in wrestling, now understood what the others referred to as the Nutbuster groin thrust.

this is why viagra should never be taken with steroids.

With dangerously low ratings the WWF attempts to secure the gay demographic by introducing their newest wrestler, the Sexecutioner.

“So you’re sure the Selsun Blue you put in your pubes will get rid of my dandruff?”

The Gay Olympics trying to expand it’s fan base.

Steven and Richard, new to the gay life style, couldn’t quite figure the 69 technique.

i guess you weren’t shitting when you said you would skull fuck me.

WWE’s 2 time champion Rick “Randy” McBallsack shows Pete “The Pink” Lamont “how we be doin’ it down south”

HEADLINE: WWE’s quest for the “pink dollar” stoops to an all time low!!

“hmm…i see that you shaved”

I knew I should have read the fine print on the contract.

Yep, its official, America does not have talent! And i’m not even talking about the picture i’m talking about these captions.

It’s 69 not 79!

Mental note: Tell therapist we don’t have to worry about mom anymore, I got a whole new batch of crazy coming her way.

Huh. My horoscope was right.

Mom, it’s not what it looks like!

one of the stranger ways to put a mask on before robbing a bank.

First you were gonna pile-drive me now i can plainly see your nuts!

Decision 2008 Interpretive Dance

I hope he doesn’t have crabs

Man, the UFC is just getting out of hand!!

I just don’t get why ESPN doesn’t take pro-wrestling seriously!

And to think, the docters gave these siamese twins only two years to live

not every sport belongs in the special olympics….

If you think my ass smells bad you should smell my balls.

For some choking instances the “Super Hemlich” must be applied.

If this is wrong I don’t want to be right.

Dont ask, dont tell!!

Gary knew the wrestling critics could be harsh and just couldnt face them. So he burried his head and finished the show!

If not executed properly, the dreaded “Cock Chomp” can have grave repercussions.

Marco!

Marco!