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Somewhere Hamburglar is planning his greatest heist yet.

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shikoe don’t eat that american food you come work for chopsticks!

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I said No Tomatoes Dammit!

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I always knew Asians like really big meat in their small mouths

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Oh my god!!! That’s the smallest Asian I’ve ever seen!!!

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thetrainproductions should get a shirt too, it’s pretty much the same caption and he posted this one first: “Thus the stage was set for what would be The Hamburglar’s finest moment…”

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boooooo

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After starring in the movie ‘Deep Throat’, she knew she could take this

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Dam Nuclear Testing…Didn’t they learn from Godzilla

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They call it, “The Hummer Burger”. Not because it is huge and resembles a Hummer. That’s actually just how this woman pronounces the word hamburger.

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I see a bottle of water, guess she passed on the fries, gotta watch her calorie intake i suppose.

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Imagine how big is the toaster…

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... little did they know, the gigantic burger was actually filled with an army of miniature socialite dogs. it was they who were to be eaten…

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I’ll take combo #3 please, the one with the big burger and the asian woman, thank you…

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i asked for fries not slant eyes

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welcome to stoner burger!

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I guess dave thomas decided not to be cremated or buried

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Medical Marijuana Burger

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She’s thinking…the black guys I have had are bigger.

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The worlds largest burger was unfortunately recalled due to having high levels of lead paint.

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North Koreas weapon of mass consumption.

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Bunzai!

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“Ahftah close, I put in punani” You watchy long time?”

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Chickens plan worked!!!!

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A nice light appetizer is a great way to start any meal, Whether it be a giant tomatoe or just a live oxen!

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Burger King declares victory in second Burger War after deploying the A-Burger

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