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Somewhere Hamburglar is planning his greatest heist yet.
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shikoe don’t eat that american food you come work for chopsticks!
I said No Tomatoes Dammit!
I always knew Asians like really big meat in their small mouths
Oh my god!!! That’s the smallest Asian I’ve ever seen!!!
thetrainproductions should get a shirt too, it’s pretty much the same caption and he posted this one first: “Thus the stage was set for what would be The Hamburglar’s finest moment…”
boooooo
After starring in the movie ‘Deep Throat’, she knew she could take this
Dam Nuclear Testing…Didn’t they learn from Godzilla
They call it, “The Hummer Burger”. Not because it is huge and resembles a Hummer. That’s actually just how this woman pronounces the word hamburger.
I see a bottle of water, guess she passed on the fries, gotta watch her calorie intake i suppose.
Imagine how big is the toaster…
... little did they know, the gigantic burger was actually filled with an army of miniature socialite dogs. it was they who were to be eaten…
I’ll take combo #3 please, the one with the big burger and the asian woman, thank you…
i asked for fries not slant eyes
welcome to stoner burger!
I guess dave thomas decided not to be cremated or buried
Medical Marijuana Burger
She’s thinking…the black guys I have had are bigger.
The worlds largest burger was unfortunately recalled due to having high levels of lead paint.
North Koreas weapon of mass consumption.
Bunzai!
“Ahftah close, I put in punani” You watchy long time?”
Chickens plan worked!!!!
A nice light appetizer is a great way to start any meal, Whether it be a giant tomatoe or just a live oxen!
Burger King declares victory in second Burger War after deploying the A-Burger
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