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The music stopped and everyone turned to look at the Siamese who had just walked in…after all this was a tabby bar.

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This is the gayest caption ever…who the hell rated this as funny?

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Wow the winning caption is the worst one yet

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Quick!!! Mini Me to the Cat Cave!!!!!

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Wait…Did we just hear a can opener?

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TMZ uses cats to reenact the R Kelley video.

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“Cats don’t fart!”

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If Michael Jackson were a cat.

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Kitten to cat: “And I was like- fuck you lady! And she was all, no fu—-oh wait here comes a human…..meow.”

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My nana said that if you keep playing with it you will go blind, turns out you just get stuck in the blinds.

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Maybe the DINGO AT YOUR KITTY!

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So you found the hairball? Well ME-FUCKING-OW!

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Hey, don’t look at me like you’re suprised or anything. You knew when you got into this that twine was part of the equation.

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Yeah, so it was me. I dropped the poop in the middle of the floor. So what are you gonna do about it?

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For generations, the grey tabby family posed for MTM productions. Until one day, the family realized their jobs were shipped across the ocean to a Burmese cat.

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A few hours after the buzz began to wear off, the two kitty cats started to get aggressive in their search for another hit of catnip.

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The monsters from the new M. Night Shyamalan movie just keep getting less and less creative.

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And for my next trick, I will saw my beautiful assistant in half.

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If you tell anyone you saw us dragging our asses across the floor we’ll scratch your fucking eyes out

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Yeah, we scratched the shit out of your couch. So what!?

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“I Thought My Baby Was Afterbirth and Tried To Eat It.” A Parade Magazine exclusive.

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DON’T. HOLD. BACK.

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Commercial VO: Blackwater Ops. We’ve got a soft side too.

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Keekee the cat realized if you play with yourself too much you really do go blind.

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Goyangi-tan, served with rice and mixed vegetables – 13.95

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Squibbly Dibbly Dooo!

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