"Hey honey, its me . . . . nope, they're still locked in the car, and frankly, I'm out of ideas . . . ."

honey when i told you to pick a car this is not what i had in mind

(Bob Barker) if you bet right on your showcase this is what you win!!!!(announcer) a semi beat up car!!!!

that group in the back look mighty suspisious

Honey! I just want to talk!

The fund raiser took a turn for the worst, when they realized that a $1 a swing would not raise enough to get the cheerleaders to nationals.

Jeremy16440 you were right. I just caught a wiff and it was better. Thanks buddy.

Drive ‘through’ the axe forest you said, it’ll be ‘fine’ you said..

Daaamn Dude is that the car you picked? WTF Man?

i agree with ktownstar, i could fart a better one than that

are you kidding me? that was the funniest one? Wow! I mean Wow!

Axe murderers and luddites working together, having a party and getting revenge with My Mother the Car…a tv show they both loved and hated.

I’ve been woking on the Audiiiiii, all the live long day…I’ve been working on the Audiiiii just to pass the time away…

worlds most expensive pickaxe holder

this is what happens when the local paper finds out you read the Wall Steert Journal

I didn’t know Lowe’s had a drive thru?

There be gold in that there audi..

“Pick which car you like best.”

After a long hard fight, the Amish finally won.

If you look close, you can see the cigarette butt at the top of the car. Caught in the act of slamming pickaxes into Lungs new car.

After the accident in West Virginia, the car only sustained miner damage.

“Two more dwarfs to hit and White Snow’s mine”.

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“I was drunk… and i think i hit a bunch of miners”

John McCain gets back at a comedian for his old timer jokes.