Although Jumbo had a good attitude and went about his work with gusto, the restaurant was eventually forced to consider hiring a new valet.

Wait!!! My chain is caught in the spokes!

Although Clarington had a goofy name and a fairly adequate grasp of proper punctuation, the website was eventually compelled to select a caption that was less unfunny.

i can push a car so why don’t you go take a poop

No means no!

Carfax’s new marketing campaign was a real ‘hit’ with Toyota.

On the set of Indian Knight Rider

Petting Zoo Mishaps on the next Maury Povich Show.

Yeah, try fucking writing numbers on my ass again you bastards

“I just said: Baby, i think you getting fat. Next thing i know… she destroyed my minivan”.

You just had to call Daisy fat didn’t you?

“One Elephant went out to play, upon a spiders web one day. He had such enormous fun, that he… Oh Shit, turn left! TURN LEFT!”

On the set of Little Miss Sun Shine 2.

The most recent attempt to artificially inseminate “Sheila”, the elephant, turned ugly when the zoologist tried to leave before she got hers.

“Elephant Grey” no longer available for this vehicle.

Honey, maybe it’s time to ask for directions.

The GOP unveils its aggressive new “Get Out The Vote” campaign…

irony

Emissions tests in South Africa

The local, all natural, tow service we called was less than exemplary.

wait, do you think this has anything to do with the giant peanut with a hat and cane in our back seat?

honey, does allstate cover elephant rape?

Jumanji, I said Jumanj!