Caption Contest for May 30, 2008

don’t worry im a professional

i hope shes jewish

The winning caption sucks and blows

HIGH-FIVE!!

“SNAP, CRACKLE, POP” – Suicide by Gator, News @ 11

I can do it in a lizard’s head, I can do the robot while in bed, I can do the robot in this jumper, I can do it while this croc gets plumper…

(crocodile) Now thats some good head

Another bland night on Japanese TV.

Nike motivational video translated to English: ‘Hi everyone! Just a reminder, if you don’t fill your quota, we’ll fucking kill you’

earl opend his mouth, and blockd out his fellow gators cries of “Earls a Chicken!”

That croc might get full now, but in an hour he’s gonna be hungry again

stay in school kids

During an earthquake, remain calm and take shelter under something stable.

They don’t fuck around during Malaysian sweeps week.

Looks like someone is taking this “Funny or Die” thing a bit too seriously.

Five dolla…sucky sucky…me love you long time.

Throw yo hands in tha air….and wave ‘em like you just don’t care…

Five…...Five…...Five dollar footlongs

Alright. Now what else do I have to do in order to put you in this beautiful pre-owned Hyundai.

Can’t wait to see what happens!? Tune in next time to find out, on “Tourist Attraction Photo Spots”.

Milton Bradley, not one to be out done by the world famous “Crocodile Dentist” by hasbro, tries to hook a more extreme audience by beta testing “Alligator Cavity Crisis!

crocodile skinned hats. Soooooooooo 2006.

um yes yes yes i have question, big how are alligators penis’s?

Hands up if youre an idiot!

“Bart, this is unbelievable! Quan Lin Dong was all but guaranteed to have scored a perfect 10 for that performance only to slip during the dismount and take an unfortunate tumble into the mouth of a nearby alligator.”

Me so hungry. Me chew you long time.

although her baby was most certainly dead…......monique put on a happy face and went in after it

Up next: Bill O’Reilly!

“Fuck!! Asian food. I bet I’m hungry in an hour.

are you even biting me? you’re a fuckin pussy, gator.

“I, Ming Yun Li, do solemnly swear that I will do my best, to do my duty, to give to the homeland only male progeny and to…”

No no, it’s cool! I’m fine! Have a good time and tell Jeffrey I say hello!

Sanjaya’s sister just couldn’t take being Sanjaya’s sister anymore.

(proctor speaking from off camera) “Okay, so then, as we move on to the second part of the MENSA entry exam…”

Okray, preez put down kamella velly swroree and kellfurry glabb my ankrels…

New reality show coming this Summer from Fox “The Next Steve Irwin.”

North Korea, they so crazy.

What the HELL is she smiling about???

Speed Racer in drag at Sea World.

awwwwww!

hey look! they’re both smiling!

If Steve Irwin(RIP)’s baby could do fuck i can do it too.

uh oh… no, wait… uh oh

Nom Nom Nom

Tina loved the new Slippy Slide with Extreme Ending.

Kim Jong Il decreed that all suitcases on North Korea’s “Deal Or No Deal” be replaced with “something crazier”.

Its just going to be hungry an hour later…....