Fortunately, when Gwyneth called in sick on Monday, she was able to provide compelling documentation.

don’t worry im a professional

i hope shes jewish

The winning caption sucks and blows

HIGH-FIVE!!

“SNAP, CRACKLE, POP” – Suicide by Gator, News @ 11

I can do it in a lizard’s head, I can do the robot while in bed, I can do the robot in this jumper, I can do it while this croc gets plumper…

(crocodile) Now thats some good head

Another bland night on Japanese TV.

Nike motivational video translated to English: ‘Hi everyone! Just a reminder, if you don’t fill your quota, we’ll fucking kill you’

earl opend his mouth, and blockd out his fellow gators cries of “Earls a Chicken!”

That croc might get full now, but in an hour he’s gonna be hungry again

stay in school kids

During an earthquake, remain calm and take shelter under something stable.

They don’t fuck around during Malaysian sweeps week.

Looks like someone is taking this “Funny or Die” thing a bit too seriously.

Five dolla…sucky sucky…me love you long time.

Throw yo hands in tha air….and wave ‘em like you just don’t care…

Five…...Five…...Five dollar footlongs

Alright. Now what else do I have to do in order to put you in this beautiful pre-owned Hyundai.

Can’t wait to see what happens!? Tune in next time to find out, on “Tourist Attraction Photo Spots”.

Milton Bradley, not one to be out done by the world famous “Crocodile Dentist” by hasbro, tries to hook a more extreme audience by beta testing “Alligator Cavity Crisis!

crocodile skinned hats. Soooooooooo 2006.

um yes yes yes i have question, big how are alligators penis’s?

Hands up if youre an idiot!