Caption Contest for May 30, 2008

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Fortunately, when Gwyneth called in sick on Monday, she was able to provide compelling documentation.

posted about 5 months ago
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don’t worry im a professional

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i hope shes jewish

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The winning caption sucks and blows

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HIGH-FIVE!!

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“SNAP, CRACKLE, POP” – Suicide by Gator, News @ 11

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I can do it in a lizard’s head, I can do the robot while in bed, I can do the robot in this jumper, I can do it while this croc gets plumper…

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(crocodile) Now thats some good head

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Another bland night on Japanese TV.

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Nike motivational video translated to English: ‘Hi everyone! Just a reminder, if you don’t fill your quota, we’ll fucking kill you’

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earl opend his mouth, and blockd out his fellow gators cries of “Earls a Chicken!”

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That croc might get full now, but in an hour he’s gonna be hungry again

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stay in school kids

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During an earthquake, remain calm and take shelter under something stable.

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They don’t fuck around during Malaysian sweeps week.

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Looks like someone is taking this “Funny or Die” thing a bit too seriously.

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Five dolla…sucky sucky…me love you long time.

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Throw yo hands in tha air….and wave ‘em like you just don’t care…

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Five…...Five…...Five dollar footlongs

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Alright. Now what else do I have to do in order to put you in this beautiful pre-owned Hyundai.

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Can’t wait to see what happens!? Tune in next time to find out, on “Tourist Attraction Photo Spots”.

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Milton Bradley, not one to be out done by the world famous “Crocodile Dentist” by hasbro, tries to hook a more extreme audience by beta testing “Alligator Cavity Crisis!

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crocodile skinned hats. Soooooooooo 2006.

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um yes yes yes i have question, big how are alligators penis’s?

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Hands up if youre an idiot!

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“Bart, this is unbelievable! Quan Lin Dong was all but guaranteed to have scored a perfect 10 for that performance only to slip during the dismount and take an unfortunate tumble into the mouth of a nearby alligator.”

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Me so hungry. Me chew you long time.

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although her baby was most certainly dead…......monique put on a happy face and went in after it

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Up next: Bill O’Reilly!

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“Fuck!! Asian food. I bet I’m hungry in an hour.

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are you even biting me? you’re a fuckin pussy, gator.

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“I, Ming Yun Li, do solemnly swear that I will do my best, to do my duty, to give to the homeland only male progeny and to…”

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No no, it’s cool! I’m fine! Have a good time and tell Jeffrey I say hello!

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Sanjaya’s sister just couldn’t take being Sanjaya’s sister anymore.

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(proctor speaking from off camera) “Okay, so then, as we move on to the second part of the MENSA entry exam…”

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Okray, preez put down kamella velly swroree and kellfurry glabb my ankrels…

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New reality show coming this Summer from Fox “The Next Steve Irwin.”

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North Korea, they so crazy.

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What the HELL is she smiling about???

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Speed Racer in drag at Sea World.

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awwwwww!

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hey look! they’re both smiling!

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If Steve Irwin(RIP)’s baby could do fuck i can do it too.

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uh oh… no, wait… uh oh

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Nom Nom Nom

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Tina loved the new Slippy Slide with Extreme Ending.

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Kim Jong Il decreed that all suitcases on North Korea’s “Deal Or No Deal” be replaced with “something crazier”.

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Its just going to be hungry an hour later…....

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