when the ad said kayaking in chilie, i thought they meant the country.

everyone knows that hot dogs are more aerodynamic

Yet another failed attempt by Gilligan to get off of the Island.

Fact: Chili Dogs make fabulous flotation devices.

Although the Oscar Meyer sponsorship wasn’t nearly as lucrative, whitewater slalom champ, Riley O’Bannion was glad he turned down sponsorship from The Big Black Man Dildo Company

First Look: Dreamweaver CS4 beta

“I hate my new sponsor!”

This was most certainly, the worst time for Stan to be having a bad acid flashback.

Camouflaging his kayak, Ted thought he could lure out a hungry sasquatch.

This water sure is chili!

Have kayak, mustard.

...and my dad said i was a loser, that it would never work, get a job he told me, take a bath he told me, but look at me now, im not some joke to be laughed at dad, heh i showed him.

Ridin’ on a chili dog, all covered with cheese Ryan sittin’ on kayak of crap, got his hands above his knees

Man, we was just too poor for the Action Man Kayak. We had to throw that muh’fucka in a chili dog!

is it corey feldman or corey haam, i cant tell

reenactment of a tape worm moving through the small intestine

Jumunji 2: Here We Go Again!

damn this wiener is sturdy

Look a Weiner RIDIN’ a Weiner!

Even with all of his fans and hundreds of reporters watching, Steve knew that trying this stunt without ketchup would be the most difficult thing he’d ever done, and the only way he could become more than “just another wiener”.

Hostel 3:Revenge Of The Hotdog Vendors

His request of the Dali Lama to “Make me one with everything” having backfired, Johnny just wants to get the hell out of Tibet.

His request of the Dali Lama to “Make me one with everything” having backfired, Johnny just wants to get the hell out of Tibet.

Honey I Shrunk the White-water Rafting Hot Dog Vendor

“obnoxious” doesn’t even come close to describing what Barry did that day.