"Cat got your tongue? Unfairly neutered? I can help. Winky Salzberg....Attorney-at-law."

Tim Blaney got gyped in Men in Black….. the pug made it huge!

IFH MOndays

“off my fat ass?” well when I married you, you were 18 pounds and could chase a ball for hours. Now you just wallow around licking your 12 puffy nipples…My fat ass…you got some nerve bitch…some nerve..now get my motherfucking pigs ear.

Funny or Die won the bid to see the first pictures of Rosie O’Donnell and James Gandolfini’s new baby, for the sum of $2.79.

and how does it make you feel when your father tells you that you’re not his son?

Can someone get the door? Pizza’s here…....

Now rub my tummy!

Just hop right up here and sniff my ass…you know you want to!

This site mst be ran by republicans because the voting is OBVIOUSLY rigged!

go ahead and take damn the picture , before this damn chair flips my ass !!!!!!!!!!!

Would you like some more acid Dewie Cox?

Yeah I grabbed her ass. She liked it. She’s my secretary. I’ll do what I want. Fuck that bitch.

yeah thats right, im fucking cute, now get back to work

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay, Photo Circa June 2001.

It ain’t hard being George Bush.

I bet you wish YOU could see 180 degrees without moving your head. asshole.

That’s when Terry realized he was way too fuckin’ high to be at work.

Im really not as mean as I look.

This new IKEA “pug ottoman” makes licking my genitals a cinch!!

I don’t see why my master likes this thing so much?

This new “pug ottoman” make licking my genitals a cinch!!

“I knew I should have ordered the smaller chair!”

“Honey, “could come and scoot the ottoman a little closer. I can’t quite reach it.”

Get up and do a trick? How ‘bout I tear off your fuckin’ head instead?

I said, I wanted a pet Otter, man!!”