Bob quickly learned why you don't talk on your cell phone when you're in the same movie theater as Chuck Norris.

Her pimp wanted to keep her within earshot, but the cheap
bastard wouldn't spring for a bluetooth

blue tooth in 3rd world countries

nice ear phone

Yo U talkin’ to me? Auh this ain’t nuttin’.. U shud C what I can do with my dick!

Hahaha at people complaining because they didn’t win.

So do you win by being half articulate and having some lame ass reference from the 80s every fucking day?

...needless to say, Johnny’s parents didn’t hug him enough as a child.

“Can you hear me NOW? Good…”

“But officer, technically my phone is hands free!”

Yeah it’s pretty cool. The only down side is the charger plugs into my ass.

Laugh it up, but when that phone breaks, how’s he going to replace it with another one that fits? Clearly, with today’s slimmer form factor, finding a phone that will stay put is going to be nearly impossible.

Is anyone paying attention to me yet. I put a phone in my frickin’ ear for Christ Sake

By the time he’s sixty, this trick will involve a laptop and a tube of bengay

I don’t think he can hear you now

I keep hearing these voices….

I’m crazy cell-phone-in-the-ear-guy!!! Gimme some candy!!!

I didn’t know that the tumors a cell phone can give you actually look like a cell phone.

Bob quickly learned why you don’t talk on your cell phone when you’re in the same movie theater as Chuck Norris.

“I went to AT&T and i asked for their cheapest hands free speakerphone”...

He’s demonstrating cell phone sex skull fucking.

And in the other ear….a small staue of Will Ferrell

Next step… the fridge

great spot for a phone when its not full of dick.

John: Wow! You have a phone in you ear! Jim: What? John: You have a phone in you ear! Jim: What? John: You have a phone in you ear! Jim: What? Speak louder, i have a phone in my ear!

Call waiting 101