Sadly, Janet's milk shake DIDN'T bring all the boys to the yard.

Awwww, dammit! They's all out of Tab!

Save the whales and take this bitches wallet. die.

Ummmmmmmmmmm I’z thursty and u know how’s I get when I can’t get what I’z want!!!!! U betta getz outa my wayz cause I’z gunna throwz dis machine in da parkin’ lot!

i told you i could fit in my daughter’s clothes.

free willy never could get over that wall…

I need something to wash down that yummy baby!

Oh no you di-ent! That was my last dollar!

Besty just loved to show off her new parachute thong.

do these pants make me look fat?

I didn’t know the Clown from Spawn liked milkshakes.

confronted with an array of flavoured milkshakes, Suzy takes time to contemplate one of the most important decisions of her day.

who picks the winner of these things? the caption that won is so lame

A Wild Snorlax Appears!

Megan “thundertaint” Bonser was last seen trying to intimidate a vending machine.

Go ahead Officer…arrest me.

is that the new french cut tent she is wearing under her pants?

Blue bird is gunna go into my folds if i dont get me my Intense Milks!

you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

“Im gonna make luuuuv to all these soda pops”