Caption Contest for May 26, 2008

Funny enough to wear?

Caption contest winners are chosen daily. Besides building your rep as a witty user, the best caption each week will win a Funny or Die tee shirt.

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Sadly, Janet’s milk shake DIDN’T bring all the boys to the yard.

posted about 6 months ago
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Save the whales and take this bitches wallet. die.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Ummmmmmmmmmm I’z thursty and u know how’s I get when I can’t get what I’z want!!!!! U betta getz outa my wayz cause I’z gunna throwz dis machine in da parkin’ lot!

posted about 6 months ago
 
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i told you i could fit in my daughter’s clothes.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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free willy never could get over that wall…

posted about 6 months ago
 
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I need something to wash down that yummy baby!

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Oh no you di-ent! That was my last dollar!

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Besty just loved to show off her new parachute thong.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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do these pants make me look fat?

posted about 6 months ago
 
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I didn’t know the Clown from Spawn liked milkshakes.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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confronted with an array of flavoured milkshakes, Suzy takes time to contemplate one of the most important decisions of her day.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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who picks the winner of these things? the caption that won is so lame

posted about 6 months ago
 
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A Wild Snorlax Appears!

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Megan “thundertaint” Bonser was last seen trying to intimidate a vending machine.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Go ahead Officer…arrest me.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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is that the new french cut tent she is wearing under her pants?

posted about 6 months ago
 
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Blue bird is gunna go into my folds if i dont get me my Intense Milks!

posted about 6 months ago
 
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you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

posted about 6 months ago
 
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“Im gonna make luuuuv to all these soda pops”

posted about 6 months ago
 
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I told you not to post this picture baby, ITS OVER!

posted about 6 months ago