Caption Contest for May 23, 2008

1 funny / 0 dies

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uhh, I was cool with the car ride, but I feel you’ve crossed a line…seriously…I’m a cat, dude…and you need a girlfriend.

posted about 5 months ago

john_coller

0 funnies / 0 dies

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Amazing surfer cat rescues another tsunami victim.

posted about 5 months ago

Ryan George

3 funnies / 5 dies

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Kind of sucks that the Point Break caption won… Seeing as it was posted 3 hours after I wrote THE SAME FUCKING JOKE

posted about 5 months ago

adamganer

0 funnies / 3 dies

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This pussy just couldn’t handle the longboard

posted about 5 months ago

bmoore09

1 funny / 2 dies

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can the hills get any more rediculous?

posted about 5 months ago

gottadime

0 funnies / 4 dies

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While standing on the whales tongue Jonah noticed a large hairball on the tip.

posted about 5 months ago

Nick_White

0 funnies / 3 dies

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Then the board turned and took a feline to the beach

posted about 5 months ago

Nick_White

2 funnies / 4 dies

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When canned tuna just ain’t cuttin’ it.

posted about 5 months ago

johnnyawesome

0 funnies / 4 dies

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Pffft… Fuckin’ Show Off…

posted about 5 months ago

litho

2 funnies / 6 dies

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cheese!

posted about 5 months ago

dhkmar

0 funnies / 2 dies

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OK mittens, the next time you see a dolphin jump out in front of us, grab it! We gots to eat!

posted about 5 months ago

iamastrongman

1 funny / 4 dies

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This week on Gay Boy and Mr. Shivers…..

posted about 5 months ago

JRL

0 funnies / 4 dies

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“Who needs a cast net?”

posted about 5 months ago

dontbeadummy

0 funnies / 5 dies

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Surfers make my pussy-cat wet.

posted about 5 months ago

Yvonne_H

0 funnies / 4 dies

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‘Cat on the Board’ – the unauthorized sequel to ‘Cat in the Hat’.

posted about 5 months ago

Hesoos

0 funnies / 3 dies

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Hockey games, football, surfing – I’m such a bamf I take a pussy with me wherever I go.

posted about 5 months ago

fattymclards

0 funnies / 6 dies

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check out that pussy

posted about 5 months ago

Yvonne_H

2 funnies / 5 dies

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Timmy the cat sues SPCA after being re-homed with a surfer. “No-one told me there would be this much water,” said Timmy.

posted about 5 months ago

Betrayer

0 funnies / 4 dies

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Headline: STRAY CAT PROBLEM SURFACES AT BEACH PIC: surfer quietly sneaks up on yet another stray cat

posted about 5 months ago

Michael Madison

1 funny / 6 dies

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His cat surfs….my cat can use our toilet bowl.

posted about 5 months ago

dcmatt

0 funnies / 6 dies

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The constipated jackass on the back of the board thinks it’s funny to surround me with my most abject fear . . . asshole’s worse than Maury Povitch.

posted about 5 months ago

harpua

0 funnies / 7 dies

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...and they call me the pussy…

posted about 5 months ago

AlexSkuby

0 funnies / 6 dies

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awwwww… got a little pussy on a surfboard.

posted about 5 months ago

bethomas

0 funnies / 7 dies

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Felix is the first feline Cuban National to make it all the way from Cuba to Florida on a floatation device not made of wood.

All the other cats used rafts.

posted about 5 months ago

paulwalterha...

1 funny / 10 dies

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That’s one cool cat!

Shove a dick in my ass!

posted about 5 months ago

PJBaio

4 funnies / 10 dies

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Surfin’ for pussy.

posted about 5 months ago

ElRui

2 funnies / 10 dies

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Just when Frank was afraid he would never get another pussy wet in his pitiful life…

posted about 5 months ago

robindbrown

1 funny / 7 dies

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Chicks dig surfers and they love kittens. With my new invention of pussy surfing I’ve become the floating Deathstar of vagina.

posted about 5 months ago

elasorda

0 funnies / 9 dies

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how Antonio Banderas got in character for his role of Puss In Boots in Shrek 2

posted about 5 months ago

ADDvictim

0 funnies / 7 dies

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hang 20

posted about 5 months ago

thewhistlerr

2 funnies / 8 dies

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“Faster you idiot! We’re losing him!”

posted about 5 months ago

dleake302

0 funnies / 13 dies

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Girl I can get ur pussy wet

posted about 5 months ago

SJamesS

3 funnies / 11 dies

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That is the last fucking time you spew a fucking Seafood Medley Purina fucking Cat Chow omelet on my fucking pillow you feline fucking phantasm. Piss off Morris!!!

posted about 5 months ago

Bigheinzer

3 funnies / 10 dies

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look at that pussy on the surfboard, and that cat

posted about 5 months ago

lily18

0 funnies / 8 dies

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WTF am I doing this? FOD offered me a T-shirt and I…

posted about 5 months ago

Disinjenuous

0 funnies / 11 dies

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Pussy gets some action

posted about 5 months ago

SJamesS

0 funnies / 10 dies

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I have got to stop smoking heroin before I hit the waves!!!

posted about 5 months ago

lily18

0 funnies / 9 dies

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WTF am I doing this? This cute surfer offered me fish and I…

posted about 5 months ago

Ryan George

4 funnies / 10 dies

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Mobile homes in New Orleans have really, really changed.

posted about 5 months ago

Ryan George

3 funnies / 10 dies

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I’m flying, Jack! I’m flying!

posted about 5 months ago

filmbuff1777

0 funnies / 10 dies

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What you won’t do for a little pussy

posted about 5 months ago

lamfordie

0 funnies / 13 dies

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wait wait…let me get that fish fucker…foo you better slow down…i wanna get my fish on

posted about 5 months ago

lamfordie

1 funny / 10 dies

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wait, wait…let me get that fish

posted about 5 months ago

robraposo

0 funnies / 10 dies

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Wilma Valderama sneaks up on rare Aqua Cat.

posted about 5 months ago

vek123

2 funnies / 11 dies

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not funny

posted about 5 months ago

Disinjenuous

1 funny / 11 dies

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Fluffy want a fish out of water

posted about 5 months ago

Pappabigfoot

2 funnies / 13 dies

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I swear if you dont stop shaking the board up there Im gonna smack your little furry ass right off!

posted about 5 months ago

Pappabigfoot

3 funnies / 11 dies

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ESPN-23: PETA Live Action Sports

posted about 5 months ago

ignurent

1 funny / 9 dies

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