Caption Contest for May 21, 2008

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imababyyo

Let’s give a hand to our troops for sending Bush a weapon of mass destruction…Now Can They Come Home Damn it?

(posted about 3 months ago)

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ESC

Now you can have both! Fun AND Deadly!!

(posted about 3 months ago)

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wadesizzle

What do you mean clowns have tanks?

(posted about 3 months ago)

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johnbourbon

Brent’s reenactment of the student protest at Tiananmen Square just didn’t have the same weight.

(posted about 3 months ago)

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upinandout

finally a way to lure hippies into the military or into imminent doom!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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dhkmar

I’ll take it!!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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robraposo

I don’t care what it’s may out of, If it ponits toward Isreal we must kill it and all it’s people.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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smith502

Russian Military Day just isn’t the same since the gay clowns got in.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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VideoWatchin...

They said a bald head couldn’t produce static. They aren’t sayin’ shit now.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Brantski

Scary thing, if the Jihad hits three out of three darts, they get a stuffed tiger.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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ew_1296

The troops aren’t gonna like this.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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xslicktx

New to the force, Jensen obviously missed the point when he was asked to invent 2 different light armored vehicles

(posted about 4 months ago)

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xslicktx

“Despite his bland wardrobe, Jingles the clown always was an over-achiever.” =w=

(posted about 4 months ago)

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tamra_b82

Traded in my Hummer for this boss old tank. I dont get it but everytime I go through a red light er take me a new lane, my tank grows another magic balloon I can’t pop. This some bullshit

(posted about 4 months ago)

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ew_1296

Sigh, I kept saying “Mr. President combining you’re two favorite things just wont work” but he didn’t listen… and he just had to use the social security funds.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

Made for Major Takes eden Darear.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

It was made in commemeration of Deck Hand Bale Guzzler.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

It was made for Private Nickly Shavin.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

It was created for Major Tackin Cawk.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

The goverment has made this device to overpower Iran’s strong Gaydar.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

The tank was created in commemeration of General Asshole Cummings.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

“Dad aren’t you proud of me?”“Yeah sure i’ll totally need this when my company is fighting in a rainbow! For gods sake Johnny your 35 grow some damn grapes son!”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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conburgandy

So by my understanding the christian right is sending the message condoms are weapons, especcially when blown.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Funnebone

Dean Wanrner stands defient when faced with the new Deathmobile, Adam McKay is soon removed as the producer of Animal House 2

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Funnebone

The breakaway russian state unveiled it’s new anti aircraft tank today. It is unclear whether Faggistan will be embraced by the international community or just become Russia’s bitch.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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kingbee66

the trojans will never fall for this

(posted about 4 months ago)

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kingbee66

we have a no bid contract, they have to take it

(posted about 4 months ago)

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jimbuck

..and when they’re figuring out what the fuck this is , thats when we send the cruise missle.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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lookingatmyk...

Don’t worry, I’m POSITIVE no one can spot us out . . .

(posted about 4 months ago)

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DrunkenSquirrel

In an effort to gain military sympathy at a younger age, the Army instigates “Operation: Cradle Robber”.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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b_footballfr...

How not to win a war, send a balloon tank to fight a bunch of pricks!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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WaffleKing

We’re working on a theory that the insurgents are terrified of Skittles.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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b_footballfr...

I said get the poofs out, not get out of puff

(posted about 4 months ago)

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b_footballfr...

And i thought it was the Army’s budgets that were meant to be inflated

(posted about 4 months ago)

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doc_hollywood

it was on this day that Robin Williams signed on to star in TOYS 2: War is Hell-ium.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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mayej

A few more of these and people will stop dying.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Jaymact

I said I wanted a monkey…

(posted about 4 months ago)

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scottyM

“All we need now is a string and some helium.”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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misty3k

Razzles! Are they candy, gum, or a DEADLY KILLING machine?

(posted about 4 months ago)

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JennyTWNW

Next to the lollipop guns, it doesn’t look so ridiculous.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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riffleraffle

The Al-Qaeda Funtime Tank Brigade: Putting the Fun in Fundamentalism, and the laughter in Slaughter!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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mail4joeg

No bid contracts are helping America face the challenges of the new millenium.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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No_Shirt_Req...

5 minutes later, after making the elaborate balloon tank, Juggles the Clown dropped dead at little Timmy’s birthday party. Don’t worry though, Timmy said it was the best birthday party ever!

(posted about 4 months ago)