Caption Contest for May 20, 2008

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May 20, 2008
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Jonny is just so full of crap…... he’s right behind me isn’t he.

posted about 5 months ago
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quade start the reactor

posted about 4 months ago
 
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so that’s what happens when you leave cum on your face for 7 months? go take a shower you dirty hippy and bring me my bong, bitch. die.

posted about 4 months ago
 
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Come on your going on a blind date. What’s he look like? Well he has a baby face! ” When blind dates suck ass!”

posted about 4 months ago
 
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So when you said you had a baby on your face, you were serious? Huh.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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Chuck Norris must’ve splooged on this kids face.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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I know what will impress the ladies! Creepy Theatrical Make Up skills !!!!

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Start the reactor, in my pants little lady

posted about 5 months ago
 
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...and TWIIIINS!

posted about 5 months ago
 
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Never has a baby on board sticker seemed so appropriate

posted about 5 months ago
 
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This was one side effect I NEVER saw coming…

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About Fuckin time MEN had babies…

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You’ll never guess who gets to drive.

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You know, sometimes I see myself in you. Sure it’s the evil mutant Basket Case kind of myself, but yet…

posted about 5 months ago
 
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“Man look at that big veiny head”“I know the baby is disgusting!”“I’m not talking about the baby”“Oooh looks like somebodies nasty”“I know i’m a regular pirate”“Oooh no you did ent”.

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Quaid, start the reactor!!!

posted about 5 months ago
 
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Do I have something in my eye?

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Every time I go out I get carded. I guess I just have a babyface.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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PRO-ACTIVE WORKED FOR ME!!!

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tru
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“Don’t worry about him, if he pisses me off, I’ll shit in his mouth”

posted about 5 months ago
 
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The doctor told my wife to push…she went a little overboard.

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Permanent wingman.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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Who doesnt want a guy that’s great with kids?

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the guy behind me is actually a cool dude

posted about 5 months ago
 
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First came Popeye…then Alicia Silverstone..now comes in the ULTIMATE “SIDE MOUTH TALKER” that ever lived or ever will live.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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awwww…i think the baby’s smiling at me!!

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Hey, there’s a dude growing out that baby’s ass. Orrrrr… Man, this tattoo is pretty kick ass…that one sucked…fuck it…

posted about 5 months ago
 
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“Ooh, hottie alert at 9 o’clock, Quaid. Don’t look!”

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Baby faaace….you got that cutest little baby faaaace….

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What is that on Rene Zelweggers’ back?

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What is that on Renee Zelweggers’ back?

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quaid!!

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I’m your daughter.

posted about 5 months ago
 
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Tobey Maguire and Verne Troyer, ‘together’ at last.

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BFF

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Pro life organization sez,”I am a blessing”

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Oral sex abortion gone bad.

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You’re offering pleases Fetus Face

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Hey baby, nice boots!

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Ever had sex with a Dude AND a midget at the same time?!!

posted about 5 months ago