Caption Contest for May 20, 2008

camgore

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quade start the reactor

posted about 4 months ago

DJGhostRunner

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so that’s what happens when you leave cum on your face for 7 months? go take a shower you dirty hippy and bring me my bong, bitch. die.

posted about 4 months ago

imababyyo

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Come on your going on a blind date. What’s he look like? Well he has a baby face! ” When blind dates suck ass!”

posted about 4 months ago

wadesizzle

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So when you said you had a baby on your face, you were serious? Huh.

posted about 5 months ago

sjksjk

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Chuck Norris must’ve splooged on this kids face.

posted about 5 months ago

robraposo

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I know what will impress the ladies! Creepy Theatrical Make Up skills !!!!

posted about 5 months ago

smith502

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Start the reactor, in my pants little lady

posted about 5 months ago

doc_hollywood

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...and TWIIIINS!

posted about 5 months ago

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EdRyan

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Never has a baby on board sticker seemed so appropriate

posted about 5 months ago

briteyesjenni

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This was one side effect I NEVER saw coming…

posted about 5 months ago

heaven79

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About Fuckin time MEN had babies…

posted about 5 months ago

sirbrian

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You’ll never guess who gets to drive.

posted about 5 months ago

Brantski

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You know, sometimes I see myself in you. Sure it’s the evil mutant Basket Case kind of myself, but yet…

posted about 5 months ago

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conburgandy

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“Man look at that big veiny head”“I know the baby is disgusting!”“I’m not talking about the baby”“Oooh looks like somebodies nasty”“I know i’m a regular pirate”“Oooh no you did ent”.

posted about 5 months ago

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Stuart_Fabre

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Quaid, start the reactor!!!

posted about 5 months ago

YamilPiedra

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Do I have something in my eye?

posted about 5 months ago

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gordonfsimon

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Every time I go out I get carded. I guess I just have a babyface.

posted about 5 months ago

o2girl

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PRO-ACTIVE WORKED FOR ME!!!

posted about 5 months ago

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tru

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“Don’t worry about him, if he pisses me off, I’ll shit in his mouth”

posted about 5 months ago

breakerbreaker9

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The doctor told my wife to push…she went a little overboard.

posted about 5 months ago

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eweezy

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Permanent wingman.

posted about 5 months ago

Emma

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Who doesnt want a guy that’s great with kids?

posted about 5 months ago

large

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the guy behind me is actually a cool dude

posted about 5 months ago

oarguello

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First came Popeye…then Alicia Silverstone..now comes in the ULTIMATE “SIDE MOUTH TALKER” that ever lived or ever will live.

posted about 5 months ago

johnnyawesome

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awwww…i think the baby’s smiling at me!!

posted about 5 months ago

thewhitetornado

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Hey, there’s a dude growing out that baby’s ass. Orrrrr… Man, this tattoo is pretty kick ass…that one sucked…fuck it…

posted about 5 months ago

heyhesawinner

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“Ooh, hottie alert at 9 o’clock, Quaid. Don’t look!”

posted about 5 months ago

thewhitetornado

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Baby faaace….you got that cutest little baby faaaace….

posted about 5 months ago

SirLoin

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What is that on Rene Zelweggers’ back?

posted about 5 months ago

SirLoin

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What is that on Renee Zelweggers’ back?

posted about 5 months ago

misterhoffman

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quaid!!

posted about 5 months ago

bethomas

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I’m your daughter.

posted about 5 months ago

dvanhorne

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Tobey Maguire and Verne Troyer, ‘together’ at last.

posted about 5 months ago

yesyes

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BFF

posted about 5 months ago

juando

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Pro life organization sez,”I am a blessing”

posted about 5 months ago

BottleRocketz

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Oral sex abortion gone bad.

posted about 5 months ago

Wikedcool

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You’re offering pleases Fetus Face

posted about 5 months ago

Wikedcool

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Hey baby, nice boots!

posted about 5 months ago

Montucky

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Ever had sex with a Dude AND a midget at the same time?!!

posted about 5 months ago

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