Jonny is just so full of crap...... he's right behind me isn't he.

quade start the reactor

so that’s what happens when you leave cum on your face for 7 months? go take a shower you dirty hippy and bring me my bong, bitch. die.

Come on your going on a blind date. What’s he look like? Well he has a baby face! ” When blind dates suck ass!”

So when you said you had a baby on your face, you were serious? Huh.

Chuck Norris must’ve splooged on this kids face.

I know what will impress the ladies! Creepy Theatrical Make Up skills !!!!

Start the reactor, in my pants little lady

...and TWIIIINS!

Never has a baby on board sticker seemed so appropriate

This was one side effect I NEVER saw coming…

About Fuckin time MEN had babies…

You’ll never guess who gets to drive.

“Man look at that big veiny head”“I know the baby is disgusting!”“I’m not talking about the baby”“Oooh looks like somebodies nasty”“I know i’m a regular pirate”“Oooh no you did ent”.

Quaid, start the reactor!!!

Do I have something in my eye?

Every time I go out I get carded. I guess I just have a babyface.

PRO-ACTIVE WORKED FOR ME!!!