Lun Lun the panda celebrates after maiming twelve children at a Beijing playground

As she slide towards his genitals she thought "They are really coming up with creative ways to try and make us mate"

i didnet know they did animal testing on slides

The Panda death slide was considered too “deadly” in the early testing faze. Recent tests yield “similar” results.

This was a better idea BEFORE the boner.

And so extreme weather testing began on the new crotchless line of suits during the 2008 Furries Convention at the Radisson in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Suck it Gumby!

The only sure proven way to collect Panda Semen is to trick the Panda by covering a slide with snow!

Communism in decline!

This is when the idea of the Choclate and Vanillla cookies were invented. This famous cookie would later inspire Martin Luther King Jr and Larry David.

New Research shows that the friction of endangered pandas against ice melts the ice rapidly. Iceland has recently ordered 11 for Geothermal uses.

Be calm Jeffery, he is just making love to mother nature.

Do, do you got a first-aid kit handy?

everybody knows that slides are a natural aphrodisiac

HELP, i’m stuck , plz hurry , my nippeles hurt

Normally this would be adorable… If it wasn’t for the toddler it mauled at the top of the slide.

Baltimore city officials still deny using endangered pandas to clear snow for the city works department. A full investigation is pending.

“Last one down is an endangered species!”

”...all the zookeepers’ efforts to provide the endangered pandas with a comfortable habitat have still failed to encourage them to successfully reproduce. But they love the slide.”

WEEEEEEEE!!! I LIKE PANCAKES!!!

This airport sucks!

It feels good on my balls…

Barry, the only known gay panda, waits patiently on the slide for Whangsuk, his roommate at the zoo, to take his turn going down the slide.

Bear down! Bear down!

“fucking global warming”

“I’m getting too old for this shit.”