Caption Contest for May 16, 2008

“Yes my horse is dead, and yes, I was the one who fucked him to death, and no I will NOT cry.”

thats not the way u ride a hoarse mister

I thought Tom Green retired

...And that is how you successfully molest livestock. If there are any questions, I’ll be in my van.

why big brown is kickin ass

the ole’ 68 1/2

Although disappointed that the leggy brunette he’d hoped to meet on the blind date didn’t work out quite like he wanted Bob was never one to look a gift horse in the mouth….he went straight to the groin

Billy was hopeful that his next girlfriend will be reincarnated as a supermodel

Breathe Dammit, Breathe!

Alright class…can anyone tell me what I am doing wrong?No,Eric,focus on “orifices” and their importance…

Alpo researcher

“Bobby…can you hear me?Hmm…wife’s gonna kill me…”

I said “Jump on the horse and ride off.” What did you think I said?

Jim Carrey returns to phsyical comedy!

Hey California: LEGALIZE THIS!

what does “put out to stud” really mean

Tom took the title “professional horse trainer” just a little too far

If heaven were a dead horse, I’d be on top of heaven.

What do you mean she’s only 5?! She told me she’s 18!

The kentucky derby used a controversial training method this year

This is what happens before a horse gets euthanized.

When the sun came up, she turned back into a horse just as the wizard said she would.

now thats a lazy horse mattress

he took the term “dude ranch” too seriously

Deleted scene from Brokeback Mountain.

Deleted scene from Brokeback Mountain.

and the baby horse attempts to reenter the mother’s womb

“Marge, you in there?”...

...”Hang on, Babe, I’ll get the forceps.”

You have to be the pack leader. I am, the Horse Whisperer.

horsebelly riding

I wish I didn’t have a horse for a dick…it’s really hard on my back.

69

Hey there pretty lady

Shortly after this photo was taken, the man seen hugging the horse was killed when he allowed the horse to penetrate his anus.

look daddy i’m a farmer

This guy mistook the 69 on the Horse’s back during the race

As the sun watched man with funny boots hug brown horse, he shunned the thoughts of the previous evening. It was worth it to get up today, if only for this moment.

Ever since he was turned down to play Seabiscut, Mr. Ed has gotten desperate for work…

Yohan starts his new heavy petting zoo.

Competitive horse riding for the mentaly challenged was not as successful as planned

it was at this point that Jim realized he needed horseback riding lessons!

Note to horse “Find a Happy Place!!!!!”

NOOO!! Eight BELLES…NOOO!! Do Not Got Gentle into that Good Night DAMN IT!!

This 69 stuff is not as hot as I heard it would be

In international waters wrestling matches really are hardcore

This isn’t my toothbrush. It’s just a horse.