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If Nancy Pelosi quits fucking with me, I'll return her grandson.

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Iraq-A-Bye Baby...

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Oh God, something really stinks - oh yeh, my foreign policy.

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They're both full of shit.

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One of these has the mental capacity of an infant. The other is just a baby.

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Yes child, enjoy that burn, the burn that come's from pure "Evil".

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I just did'nt give a "Shit"!

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And so it begins- Honestly until this dude is kicked off

this site I am out of here. I should not let people less

fortunate than me ruin my day.. I know... But JIMMA/Boxer is just annoying-

Let me gues.. 20 something.. probably chunky- definately still lives at hm...out of work- maybe a waiter in a theme resturant where you have to wear pieces of "FLARE".. N... more >

And so it begins- Honestly until this dude is kicked off

this site I am out of here. I should not let people less

fortunate than me ruin my day.. I know... But JIMMA/Boxer is just annoying-

Let me gues.. 20 something.. probably chunky- definately still lives at hm...out of work- maybe a waiter in a theme resturant where you have to wear pieces of "FLARE".. Not much attention from the ladies.. probably came close to cumming last week when CALL OF DUTY came out.. am I getting close to Jimma's personality...??? Secretly angry at the world bc you just never seemed to measure up. You live in the shadows on FOD just like inreal life... Next stop on your train to

looserville ... serial killer... Oh and PS JImma/Boxer- ur a philly boy- How did it feel to suck Yankee dick two weeks ago... muaz

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Bush miraculously clones a squinty-eyed baby version of himself in hopes of winning the 2044 Republican nomination.

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Hey Obama, Change this!

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Seriously I am convinced Jimma1 created 5 accounts to

"die" my hate rant about him- I canot imaging 5 people actually like him enoug to care if I called him "1/2 a tard"

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" Now, watch this cry"

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It's like I can breathe again...

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"Applause?? I've got your "applause" right here in my diaper Mr. President!! Take a whiff."

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The author of President Bush's memoirs...

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Nobody told me that you're not supposed to french kiss em!

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"He's already reading at a fourth grade level."

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Ding Dong! The dick is dead. Which small dick? The Wicked Dick!
Ding Dong! The Wicked dick is dead!!!!

Thank you FoD...

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Can someone please get this booger out of my nose? And take this screaming brat! Oh, the camera's on?

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THANK GOD It's ABOUT TIME!!!!!
Jimma1 is gone! No More Big Boxes!

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Early cloning attempts were surprisingly successful when using flawed DNA.

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KUMBAYA I know you hate peace President bush but JIMMA1 is gone so sing it loud and shut that Damn baby up! KUMBAYA!

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He never did get the idea of what stem cell research was down...

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Someone's missing another X chromosome...and it ain't the baby.

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Poor kid. From one bush right into another.

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