Caption Contest for November 07, 2009

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Nostradamus was right!

Kind of ironic the horse is a glue huffer and thats where he's gonna end up.

Ways early politicians dealt with all the "horseshit" from their opponents.

"Silly!! I thought you meant something else when you said you were going to put a sack on my face."

We got the clap ma..

I don't remember the name but that face sure brings a smell.

Dude, I'm so HIGH right now!

Unfortunatley, their trojan horse scheme was found out.

US Cavalry experiments with flatulence recycling met with mixed results.

The other soldiers forced Private Jones to at least cover the Colonels horses mouth when he got jacked up on Mustard Gas and made it lick C-Ration peanut butter off his balls.

Flak Beauty

Whatchoo talkin' bout, Wilbur?

Modern jihad warriors believe it necessary and convenient to veil their horses too.

The soldier has the mask in case of a gas attack, while the horse just loves Michael Jackson.

The U.S Gov't took extreme measures to prevent syphilis on the western front

Parapooper and horse, circa 1916, France.

The Lone Ranger tried several looks before finally getting it right

First Darth Vader

Failed, 1918 Budweiser campaigne

After being found guilty of treason in The First World War both were hung like a horse

Wilbur, watched the Wall every time he

Am I going to trot through a cloud of poison with this asshole on my back? Neigh.

Fred realy loved horse penis -but couldnt stand the smell & bites