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At least I WENT to prom.
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swine flu ain't new
Oh yea, that's going to work.
who the fuck farted?
Scariest thing about this picture is it's not in black and white
Ed and Wilbur. Year 2525
WWI U.S.Army S.B.D. Calv.
What a wuss.
first recorded photo of S&M
A guide to safe sex, beastiality edition
sorry girl, this is gonna get weird
we couldnt find a BONG!
...and after all these years, Johnny still gets an erection at the thought of his days on the farm.
That Jack White is so freakin' talented!
Brown Acres is the place to be ...
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!
dont mind them there from NYJ.
Hi. I'm Roy Rogers and this is Trigger, and Dale has colitis.
Who farted?
"Thurs no way we're gittn' that swiney flu!"
"For Christ's sake...just snap the fucking photo!!"
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick combat swine flue.
Beware! Your children may begetting high using common materials found around the home. We call this one "huffing horse."
Chernobyl Derby winners 1932
The Selection Committee for the Nobel Peace Prize
Young Rush Limbaugh and his mentor (on the left)
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