No shirt, no shoes...NO SERVICE

verizon guy: Can you hear me now?

And I Still Can't Get Any F*#$ing Service Reception!!!

can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

...I'll have to call you back. I'm not getting a very good signal where II'm at!

i'd like to upgrade my service

What the fuck you mean?..call back.

man the coverage here in uganda sucks.

the g spot network

Guess what! I got that promotion! What’s that? Yeah, they’re making me wear pants now.

3G my ass

Hello and thank you for calling United Airlines. How can I

help you today?

Can you hear me now?

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

can you hear me now?

can you hear me now, good. Now where are the cops

What a wussy.

I think i have a crossed line

can you hear me now? how about now?

can a nigga get a table dance?

no seriously...i cant hear you!

Where did I put that damn toilet paper!

I can hear you now

Can ya hear me now? good.

David Blaine got a little too tan during his latest stunt!