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Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.
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Wow...a whole new meaning to baby stripi, I mean, sitting
two and a half men.
not much... just hangin out with the kids.
Look Who's Stripping
"...and before this was your grandmama's it was your great grandmama's pole..."
take your child to work day needs restrictions
Strippers have families too you know.
I don’t know boss, how could the club losing customers and me firing my babysitter be at all related?
Did the lady in the black just give birth to those tiny convicts or is this just depressing?
These things keep falling out of my vagina!
The new at work daycare at the Pussycat seems to be a great sucess.
but mom i don't wanna be a pole dancer!
baby like milk?
tiny toddler titties
YEAH, I KNOW BHUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT.
HOLY SHIT! They're fallin' out of her like pesos!!
Yep, they might as well get used to wearing stripes early.
its ok...its a strip club/daycare
Classtime at the stripper university Bringum Young!
america so damnnnn classy
"Darnell, Marquis, be da'lins an' go pick momma up dem dollar bills"
the babies' sticky feet made picking up the coins a snap.
ron jeremy presents.. jacks and the beanstalk
ACORN Christmas party.
Dateline investigates the real Chucky Cheese.
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