Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.

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Sapphire, this ain't exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to see your twins.

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Wow...a whole new meaning to baby stripi, I mean, sitting

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two and a half men.

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not much... just hangin out with the kids.

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Look Who's Stripping

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"...and before this was your grandmama's it was your great grandmama's pole..."

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take your child to work day needs restrictions

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Strippers have families too you know.

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I don’t know boss, how could the club losing customers and me firing my babysitter be at all related?

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Did the lady in the black just give birth to those tiny convicts or is this just depressing?

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These things keep falling out of my vagina!

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The new at work daycare at the Pussycat seems to be a great sucess.

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but mom i don't wanna be a pole dancer!

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baby like milk?

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tiny toddler titties

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YEAH, I KNOW BHUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT.

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HOLY SHIT! They're fallin' out of her like pesos!!

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Yep, they might as well get used to wearing stripes early.

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its ok...its a strip club/daycare

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Classtime at the stripper university Bringum Young!

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america so damnnnn classy

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"Darnell, Marquis, be da'lins an' go pick momma up dem dollar bills"

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the babies' sticky feet made picking up the coins a snap.

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ron jeremy presents.. jacks and the beanstalk

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ACORN Christmas party.

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Dateline investigates the real Chucky Cheese.

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