Sorry, that's not what we meant when we asked for hung like a horse.

new asian underwear never caught on with american cowboys...

translation: they may have won the war, but this is Eisenhower's grandson. Hai!

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this is what japanese people think people from california look like

with this cow, the milk comes out of the nostrils

BRUNO casting reject #163

im glad this guy works in asia

hey there cowboy!

CALLING DR. KEVORKIAN,EMERGENCY EMERGENCY,CALLING DR.KEVORKIAN

ANOTHER GOOD REASON FOR BIRTH CONTROL! AND MERCY KILLINGS!

Is that Aaron Carter???

Caption reads: "Chop Suey Heaven neva hikey pricey! We make
you happy and gay, and dat no bull!"

Rodell Vereen is my hero!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him straight.

This is actually a Japanese commercial for hand sanitizer.

Just ridin' the ol' baloney pony

After the closure of the Neverland Ranch, Macaulay had to take his show on the road.

Hey there all you little cowpokes!

Ro-de-o-do

Pet his nose and he turns into a giraffe.

He better hope he hasn't pissed off the Godfather.

I told you I was horny.

If you think you're coming out of the gate a tad fast just tug hard on the reigns a couple times