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A big pork butt in her mouth from the barbecue pit in back would be perfect..

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For her b-day, I'd give her a 1 way ticket back..

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She wants Tiki Barber but I hope Tiki doesn't want her..

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Samoan girls hated to see her leave because she made them feel so hot, beautiful and skinny..

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She deserves a Funny or Die t-shirt and cap...quit being so cheap, FOD..

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Rosie O'donnell's divorce party..

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Maybe the Scarecrow should have asked for a gastric band instead

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All bow down to the Die-Bomber Supreme Ruler--appease it with many sacrifices for it has exploded on FOD today! Maybe enough chocolate will make the asshole retreat into it's brown cave for another season...

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what really goes on at weight watcher meetings

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Jon & Kate Plus Eighty Pounds

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...the pig was late for the luau.

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The Blobfather

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THIS is the ONLY WAY she'll EVER get laid!

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Getting hyped up in the green room before going on "Jerry Springer".

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No role was too degrading for Meg Ryan.

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Roseanne fans at a meet and greet. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

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Chastity Bono declares herself to be the alpha male in the relationship.

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It looks like THIS is the ONLY exorcise this bitch gets!

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Suzy calls safe!! ... After the gerbil made it before Mamaw could close her sphincter.

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The crowning ceramony of Hawaiian princess No-manis-gonna-wanna-lay-ya

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Lord of the Ring Dings

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you mean the feminist thing isn't over yet?

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the skirt didn't fit. so we made it a necklace.

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Type of bitch that pukes through her cunt

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her neck is the closest thing she has to a waist

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