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Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

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Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

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This was Kathy seconds before she vomited blood all over my living room until dead. I will always remember her this way...happy and unaware.

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Gene Simmons Hawaiian tour was a real dissapointment.

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Her legs look like spilled bisquick.

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PIZZA THE HUT!!!

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shes pissed that she missed the cousin it festival, i would be too

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SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

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Looks like he didn't have to wear his fancy dragon shirt to bag this one.

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They just don't have anything to get baby blood off of your tingue these days do they.

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Now look, you pissed off the volcano.

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I can't help but want to hit her with a stick and call her PINATA!

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I am the Goddess Of Drunken Rum Parties !!

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KISS my GRASS!

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Don't eat at "The Hut"

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The real reason Easter Island is deserted.

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Cousin it has seen better days.

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Jabba-let's go back to Pizza Hut.

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"Where the Wild Fucktards Are"

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Pizza the Hut goes Hawaiian style!

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"This doesn't taste like the pu pu platter!"

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Bow down to the awesome spectacle that is myself, and heed my warning to you...get me a Whopper or else.

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Cousin It gets lei'd in Hawaii

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What could that person be doing with a container of Flarp that couldn't be done with any other part of their body?

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