Don't get me wrong, I wanna throw her in the volcano, I just don't think she's the type of virgin that will satisfy the god's.

This was Kathy seconds before she vomited blood all over my living room until dead. I will always remember her this way...happy and unaware.

Gene Simmons Hawaiian tour was a real dissapointment.

Her legs look like spilled bisquick.

PIZZA THE HUT!!!

shes pissed that she missed the cousin it festival, i would be too

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

Looks like he didn't have to wear his fancy dragon shirt to bag this one.

They just don't have anything to get baby blood off of your tingue these days do they.

Now look, you pissed off the volcano.

I can't help but want to hit her with a stick and call her PINATA!

I am the Goddess Of Drunken Rum Parties !!

KISS my GRASS!

Don't eat at "The Hut"

The real reason Easter Island is deserted.

Cousin it has seen better days.

Jabba-let's go back to Pizza Hut.

"Where the Wild Fucktards Are"

Pizza the Hut goes Hawaiian style!

"This doesn't taste like the pu pu platter!"

Bow down to the awesome spectacle that is myself, and heed my warning to you...get me a Whopper or else.

Cousin It gets lei'd in Hawaii

What could that person be doing with a container of Flarp that couldn't be done with any other part of their body?