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Hey Dick....your outline is due by Monday!

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viedo game enthisiasts were warned that long term playing

leads to epileptic seisures...

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He died searching for the any key.

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Ctrl, Alt, Delete...

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The boys in shipping loved playing pranks on the boss. This was the one they did the day the bosses wife was killed in a car wreck. Hilarious.

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Now THAT was a fatal error!

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Why ex-porn stars and joystick's don't mix

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i blame aliens

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THE COMPUTER DID IT!

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Fatal Operator error.

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I told you he'd rather die than empty that trash!

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He died trying for the Guiness Book of World Records in the Category of "Killer Faceplant"

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Just downloaded some killer apps.

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When cyber-sex goes wrong

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this is what happens when you try to watch porn with dial-up

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waiting for vista to open a pop up

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Ironic that the height he lacked in life would finally come to Peter Dinklage as the result of a great fall

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Died while giving head to the IT guy

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His left foot is sliiiiightly shorter than his right. Well, I guess it could be the other way around. But the joke remains.

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Jim has been masking his computer porn problem for years

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another windows jumper...

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who is willing to tell his mother board?

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video killed the radio star.

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Tragedy strikes the computer world as Mac Dude is found dead, Windows Dude is prime suspect!

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Windows 86'd

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