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Oh man, I only see white meat...I was really craving Asian food tonight
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I need a few more minutes to put my face on.
Tongue not included.
I've heard of people selling stolen goods but this is too far...
In Ching I can't eat them ~But I can go to US! 张某人
i dont eat jew
"Freshhh face....get your fresh face heree!!!..."
Face. It's what's for dinner.
Hannibal Leichter's frozen faces. When you too tired tohave friends for dinner.
I did not think political meat was that expensieve
A DOZEN BARFBAGS TO GO PLEASE!
Welcome to the Grand opening of the chain saw m. see any thing you like?
I feel like face tonight, like face tonight
"I bought them because they were on SALE, Margret!"
I see Ed Gein has gone into the grocery business . . .
Dead Meat, anyone?
These don't really look that fresh.
finally they decapitated jimmy kimel
Man, the other white meat.
Bill O'Reilly suffers major ego deflation
Thats a horrible price for female cranial fillet. You can get ot at the sam's club for 1.99 a pound
ACORN comes up with a way to steal the Presidential electionAGAIN!!
Select a face. Just in time for your 50th reunion.
Suddenly I think Ben and Jerry's would be a great desert!!!!
Kanye's attempt to save face.
Hey, it's Joan Rivers' freezer...
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