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Oh man, I only see white meat...I was really craving Asian food tonight

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Oh man, I only see white meat...I was really craving Asian food tonight

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I need a few more minutes to put my face on.

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Tongue not included.

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I've heard of people selling stolen goods but this is too far...

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i dont eat jew

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"Freshhh face....get your fresh face heree!!!..."

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Face. It's what's for dinner.

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Hannibal Leichter's frozen faces. When you too tired to
have friends for dinner.

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I did not think political meat was that expensieve

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A DOZEN BARFBAGS TO GO PLEASE!

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Welcome to the Grand opening of the chain saw m. see any thing you like?

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I feel like face tonight, like face tonight

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"I bought them because they were on SALE, Margret!"

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I see Ed Gein has gone into the grocery business . . .

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Dead Meat, anyone?

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These don't really look that fresh.

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finally they decapitated jimmy kimel

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Man, the other white meat.

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Bill O'Reilly suffers major ego deflation

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Thats a horrible price for female cranial fillet. You can get ot at the sam's club for 1.99 a pound

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ACORN comes up with a way to steal the Presidential election
AGAIN!!

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Select a face. Just in time for your 50th reunion.

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Suddenly I think Ben and Jerry's would be a great desert!!!!

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Kanye's attempt to save face.

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Hey, it's Joan Rivers' freezer...

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