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guess what the hole is for
Protect yourself from the Swine Flu!
Nieman Marcus...Stay Dry Big Guy with the new FACE SNUGGIE.Air vent option shown.
lets see those chicks from the axe commercials try and wash this shit!!wash this shit!!
well i was like killing myself, than i changed my mind so i poked a hole in the bag, and than i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was like "yea this is hot"
A friend told me they protect you from swine flu. They come in 4 sizes(a,b,c and d)so I bought the most expensive "D"bag.
shhhh.....quite...im recording in my private studio!
Expensive asymmetrical haircut - money for umbrellla = cloudy skies with possible chance of asphyxiation.
Hey! This dipshit owes me money!
"This seemed way smarter when I was high"
Hey mom, while I was on my walk today everyone took pictures of my new jacket!
Shower cap my ass!
Can you hear me now?
oops forgot to unwrap the headphones
Jimmy rushed home sniffing the lunch lady's hair net.And then he started to jackit...
There...now the swine flu could never get to him.
Go away kid. It's a crappy costume and you are too old to be trick or treating.
And introducing the latest fashion craze: the bong you canwear!
MUST BE A NEW CABBAGE PATCH. NOT RECYCLED YET
hey Ive always prefered it when the touched go out of their way to let you know the the're touched it makes them easier to avoid
she said to wear a PAPER bag dumbass
from the makers of the umbrella comes "the plastic bag"
Urban fashion has gone downhill
last minute Halloween Costume fail.
Randolf the white nosed rain gear.
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