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roy wasn't the smartest bank robber

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guess what the hole is for

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Protect yourself from the Swine Flu!

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Nieman Marcus...Stay Dry Big Guy with the new FACE SNUGGIE.

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well i was like killing myself, than i changed my mind so i poked a hole in the bag, and than i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and was like "yea this is hot"

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A friend told me they protect you from swine flu. They come in 4 sizes(a,b,c and d)so I bought the most expensive "D"bag.

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shhhh.....quite...im recording in my private studio!

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Expensive asymmetrical haircut - money for umbrellla = cloudy skies with possible chance of asphyxiation.

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Hey! This dipshit owes me money!

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"This seemed way smarter when I was high"

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Hey mom, while I was on my walk today everyone took
pictures of my new jacket!

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Shower cap my ass!

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Can you hear me now?

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oops forgot to unwrap the headphones

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Jimmy rushed home sniffing the lunch lady's hair net.
And then he started to jackit...

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There...now the swine flu could never get to him.

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Go away kid. It's a crappy costume and you are too old to be trick or treating.

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And introducing the latest fashion craze: the bong you can
wear!

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MUST BE A NEW CABBAGE PATCH. NOT RECYCLED YET

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hey Ive always prefered it when the touched go out of their way to let you know the the're touched it makes them easier to avoid

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she said to wear a PAPER bag dumbass

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from the makers of the umbrella comes "the plastic bag"

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Urban fashion has gone downhill

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last minute Halloween Costume fail.

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Randolf the white nosed rain gear.

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