Caption Contest for October 26, 2009

Go ahead, make my day...

bob was prepared for the commie-pinko of his neighborhood...

I love watching friends

Baseball, apple pie, and other sundries

What would Jesus shoot?

they have tv's in the walmart stock room?

Dave was alwasy a little TOO prepared for emergencies.

"Glenn Beck? Should I go with the AK or the AR?" - Questions facing today's modern militant metrosexual.

America, Fuck yeah!

This aint guns! The good stuff's in the garage!

The Republicans' image rebrand had gone well, Randy thought.

I bleed America.

AAWWW Sweet Relaxation !!

Atleast hes religious

"If my cable goes out again, I'm gonna Elvis this motherfucker!"

Every Christian the day after 911

You're gonna need more than that to take out Mr. TV man.

and for just 9.95 you get two machine guns a rifle and a free bazooka.

Sorry, honey, I forgot the milk.

Got a light?

I bet HE didn't vote for Obama!

ISSUES!