We were lab partners first.

Covertly Excuted Weapons Contracts....

I don't remember this from Goldie locks and the 3 bears

sure he's a rat,but I still love him...

No Bob, I want you to leave it on.

Well he did eat my right leg...but he kind of grows on you.

Beauty and the yeast infection

"Muskrat looo~ooove"(And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed)

SAME OLD CLICHE PREGNANT IN THE SUMMER BEARFOOT IN THE WINTER!

it's gonna be a long winter!

where's my porridge?

at least its not herpes!

prince... my ass.

I said LOOK AT ME WHEN I KISS YOU!!!!

Is that a squirrel ? She probably just wanted some nuts ?!

The rat bastard meets his mom.

BEARly legal, the once bitten, 'amputee' edition

Who would have ever thought Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts would get back together?

His mothers had always expected him to be with a nice Catholic Girl.

This is what happens when you do speed

Her relationships last 2-3 years

When she first discovered she liked pussy.

when can I kiss your Nuts

Submission to our new overlords as their first act after take over will be first base with all our women.