Schwinn's newest model: The Sch-long

touring bikes usually have a longer frame...

STRETCH LIMO GOES GREEN.

great for divorcees.

I once knew a Russian who was tall enough to...

See what happens when you fail math

If your bike-erection last for longer than 4 hours, call you bike mechanic, or Craig Ferguson.

I made this for Jhon Hommes

Evel Knevel was always envious of Stretch Armstrong's ride.

A bicycle built for you and your ex. Guess who gets the seat.

Stretch Armstrong had to make some adjustments after his DUI!

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

Stretch Armstrong's ride.

Gumby's Estate Sale: one bike, used. $100 or best offer.

yet another sucsessful nasa design

"Captain Picard. I think the warp drive needs to be tweeked a bit."

This is why you don't let the people in Norco's R&D drop acid!

Any smaller and this wouldn't be America.

Stretch Armstrong now has accessories

Got a Bike Jock?

The Moyle built this bike. It turns into a scooter in the cold weather.

The Moyle built this bike. It turns into a scooter in the cold weather.

just long and wrong. no joy.

You know what they say..."Long arms, short legs...."

It's a bike but it's like really long. Someone probably modified it.